The Fortress of Keaos

Keaos - He/ Him- Queer Writer - Musician - Fandom Nerd -Audio engineer with a god complex - I make my obsessions everyone’s problem {Music/audio commissions : OPEN}

[tired-little-gremlin]

✨ About me ✨

I’ve been on here a couple years so I thought it’s probably about time I do a introduction post.

Name: Keaos (online name)

Pronouns: He/Him

Age: I’m over 18 and that’s all you freaks need to know

I’m an audio engineer/sound designer (and if you want to commission me you can dm me on here or email me at [email protected]) and while I probably won’t post my music on this platform I post a lot about being a musician/audio engineer.

I write fanfics from time to time (if I have free time and the mental bandwidth for it) and the focus is usually whatever I’m hyper fixating on (tired_little_gremlin over on ao3) but it’s very sporadic.

I generally just yap a lot or repost whatever fandoms I’m into. (As of late MHA, in the flesh, school spirits, heartbreak high, and adults are on the top of the list)

I’m also a writer and sometimes I’ll post stuff I’m writing.

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[pneumaticshift]

dog? bruce wayne dog? dog???

[cutecipher]

i really thought the point of "being lgbt+ doesn't absolve you of racism as a white person" was that white people arent absolved of racism by being marginalized but it really seems like people think other marginalizations make it okay. no being disabled doesn't do it. no being poor doesnt do it. we need to fight against racism actively no matter what.

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[lopkelepke]

[bringhomethegum]

ADULTS FX CHALLENGE ↳ Prequel Spam: 13/?

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[octopushaslotsofsocks]

As an afab queer gendered person who has never experienced gender dysphoria in their entire life I got slapped and kicked by chest growth the past couple of days I feel so weird a part of me likes it but there’s a part in me where i feel the need to tear the flesh off my bones and burn it to ashes I actually feel so incredibly gross rn I feel so so so bad for all of you darlings who constantly have to live with this feeling

[goth-queen]

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[maramontwrites]

It's such an amazing feeling when someone picks up on something in your writing that you 100% intended but didn't think people would notice. Like, YES!! My writing properly conveyed the thing it was supposed to!!! You are so awesome for noticing that!!! I am so awesome for writing that!!! I feel so good about my story now!!!!

[calronhunt]

numbers if they had youtube drama

[shubbabang]

[noodleddragon]

[ericidle]

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing