A Tired Canadian

[depsidase]

[tiredincanada]

The only jobs AI is allowed to replace are the ones middle aged straight white men don't understand. Like being an artist... or a good parent...

[youweremovingyourfeet]

Got so excited for half a second

[tiredincanada]

I think it's really the death thing that's extending his leave but like potato tomato I guess

[tiredincanada]

Hey, hey, hey Discord? Guess what?

I WILL NEVER BUY NITRO

Please step on moldy glass and stop sending me stupid advertising popups about it.

[hoopsnicecreamscoops]

[tiredincanada]

If I was no-call, no-show at my job for like 2 days I'd be fired.

[depsidase]

[tiredincanada]

Everyone is so obsessed with "the economy" that they've forgotten WE MADE ALL THIS SHIT UP.

[tiredincanada]

Recently saw an article about some California based politicians reaching out to Quebec to get them to put American wine back on shelves and I really can't express how nuts it is for US Democrats to expect Canadian politicians to solve their problems for them.

"You have to buy our wine or California wineries will have to close!!" Yeah turns out actions have consequences, maybe you should focus on the absolutely garbage economic policies your own country and batshit president are implementing rather than begging Canadians to have no principles and bail you out. We'll do us, you do you.

Stop sending us letters xoxo

[segamascott]

[tiredincanada]

Denial

Anger

Bargaining

Depression

Acceptance

And last but certainly not least:

PROFITEERING!

[dogpuppy]

[tiredincanada]

Yo, Wii powered supercomputer??

[mndvx]

Chris Eccleston on that shit let him talk!!!!

[tiredincanada]

Well hey I hear theres an opening... Chris gave us the blueprints, its time to bring it home!

[dogpuppy]

[tiredincanada]

His NAME is ALEXANDER

[crazy-brazilian]

[tiredincanada]

Finally! A Steam Machine I can afford!

[oneheadtoanother]

[tiredincanada]

This is the kind of hard-hitting hot wing journalism our society needs right now

[tiredincanada]

Songs From A Mountain Goats Album In Which Cicero Is Not Mentioned And Everybody's Marriages Work Out - The Toast

Wait, this doesn't sound like a Mountain Goats album AT ALL!

Found this old internet archive link to an article FULL of satirical Mountain Goats songs a while back and it is GOLD I tell you.

“I Guess I Can See How Someone Might Mistake Lust And Shared Dependencies For Love, But It’s Not A Problem I’ve Ever Had”

https://web.archive.org/web/20160514163306/https://the-toast.net/2015/10/28/songs-from-a-happpy-mountain-goats-album/

[beardedmrbean]

Scientists invented a fake disease. AI told people it was real: Nature.com

I'm a bit frightened for the time when someone less ethical than the person that did this decides to repeat the experiment but leave out the part where they come in later and announce that it was fake and people wind up diagnosed with the fake condition and all kinds of wacky hi jinks ensues.

[kaijuno]

[tiredincanada]

Am I crazy or do Tumblr ads get to autoplay audio now? Like that wasn't happening until recently right?

[tiredincanada]

The AI grift has made Google Play so useless. This is its recommendations for "productivity" apps. 11 apps and 9 of them are AI chatbots... No Obsidian, no Evernote, no planners or calendars, no to-do lists or pomodoro timers. Its just all AI crap and a couple apps from Microsoft's suite. Hell they don't even bother to recommend any of Google's own productivity apps like Keep.

And this is just one category, the entire store is filled with AI garbage.