i need a break

the funny part is that im not actually german. or a boy. i am tired though, so that checks out 👍

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

Scout (D.C. OC) intro post ↻

➵ Scout ,, they / she ♥(ﾉ´∀`)

➵ i don 't have a clue what 's happening in gotham and metropolis, but i hope you guys figure stuff out (；´д｀)ゞ

➵ not taken ☆(ゝω·)v

➵ guys pls someone tell me what 's happening pls pls pls, i don 't have good wifi in the middle of ... well, undisclosed location somewhere in germany

➵ pan ♥

➵ 19 - 23 !! ( i don 't even know anymore ... )

➵ i live in an undisclosed german small town

➵ someone tell me what a " batman " is pls, it keeps showing up on my tumblr fyp and i don't understand ...

(( ooc ; i have a silly guy now guys, meet scout the silly little guy who likes bob 's burgers and pinterest... ugh pinterest 🤤 ))

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

sorgy guys i took a nap

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

ME BECAUSE SCHOOL STARTED AND I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO GET ON TUMBLR ALMOST AT ALL FOR DAYS??? :((((

[court-of-owls-who]

ooc. anyone, please, ideas for talon's redemption arc? i've wanted to do it but i got no idea how lol

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

ooc: flirting. let scout have terrible social skills and not understand that talon is being a bad person, flirt with them, and make talon have a crisis :3 (hint hint, wink, please be the autism to their adhd, they're cripplingly lonely) (whatttt nooo this isn't because scout needs someone to co-parent their bears and rant to about their TERRIBLE OBSESSION WITH FIGURE SKATING AND ROCKS. what makes you think that...?)

ik talon is quiro, so this could also be completely platonic, not trying to make you uncomfy :)

/nf /gen /pos

[court-of-owls-who]

ooc. wait no that sounds so funny 😭😭 we should totally do this lmao

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

ooc: yessss 🤩🤩

[court-of-owls-who]

ooc. anyone, please, ideas for talon's redemption arc? i've wanted to do it but i got no idea how lol

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

ooc: flirting. let scout have terrible social skills and not understand that talon is being a bad person, flirt with them, and make talon have a crisis :3 (hint hint, wink, please be the autism to their adhd, they're cripplingly lonely) (whatttt nooo this isn't because scout needs someone to co-parent their bears and rant to about their TERRIBLE OBSESSION WITH FIGURE SKATING AND ROCKS. what makes you think that...?)

ik talon is quiro, so this could also be completely platonic, not trying to make you uncomfy :)

/nf /gen /pos

[court-of-owls-who]

ooc. wait no that sounds so funny 😭😭 we should totally do this lmao

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

ooc: yessss 🤩🤩

[dp-clarkjkent]

Do you want a hug?

This is a warning, I've got Superman with me and he is ready to fly up to Gotham and beat your smiling ass to smithereens.

[jokerwithcrowbar]

You're no fun!!!

[vampire-robin]

Neither are you. In my world, you literally died after Father did. Not sure how. In every universe, you bite the dust the moment Father retires or dies.

You make a good tasty meal, though.

[jokerwithcrowbar]

Ugh, you suck! Ugh, bitch.

[vampire-robin]

I’m not the one in clown makeup whose greatest accomplishments include beating a preteen in booty shorts with a crowbar or turning another one into a miniature version of you. Then, continue fetishizing Batman like a crazy fanboy.

Oh wow, you killed a child and traumatized another just to get your Batsy. Have you ever gotten laid before, old man?

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

CRAZY. no words, get it I guess?

[court-of-owls-who]

ooc. anyone, please, ideas for talon's redemption arc? i've wanted to do it but i got no idea how lol

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

ooc: flirting. let scout have terrible social skills and not understand that talon is being a bad person, flirt with them, and make talon have a crisis :3 (hint hint, wink, please be the autism to their adhd, they're cripplingly lonely) (whatttt nooo this isn't because scout needs someone to co-parent their bears and rant to about their TERRIBLE OBSESSION WITH FIGURE SKATING AND ROCKS. what makes you think that...?)

ik talon is quiro, so this could also be completely platonic, not trying to make you uncomfy :)

/nf /gen /pos

[ahumanpikachu]

TIS I MAGIC ANON. I TURN YOU INTO A HELLUVA BOSS IMP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

TRADGEDY HAS STRUCK, HUMAN PIKACHU DIDNT TURN PIKACHU :((((

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Random question but I'm interested, if you were going to jail for any reason what would it be?

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

playing my violin after 12:00 pm on a sunday night :(

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That shouldn't be illegal! Let the nighttime musicians play!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

thank you!! so glad someone finally agrees :D

i cant mow my lawn on sunday either, neighbors get mad and threaten to report me even though they live like a mile away

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That's crazy, I won't stand for this!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

living in a small undisclosed german town, what can you do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dont you live in like, a super big city?? with a bunch of cosplayers? i knew someone who cosplayed as a bat once, they stayed in our town inn for a convention they were going to that was nearby, which reminds me of this other time when

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Well technically I don't live here I just got a little lost one day.

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

oh! where do you live? are you gonna go back, or just stay there? cause im pretty sure the wine company, or wtvr the one with all the rich orphans is, have cars that just auto navigate?? i might be crazy though

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

I used to live in another universe in Queens New York! .. Not anymore!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

that makes sense :)

ive been to another universe before, but it was only for a little bit. very dark and spooky, would not recommend

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Yeah I don't really ever recommend interdenominational travel, never seems to go well

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

do you not like this universe? i thought we were nice :(

are there, like, terrible people where you are?

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

It's not bad! It's just very strange!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

yeah ive sort of gathered that things over there are pretty odd.. apparently there are like, fish people? and the devil? yeah the devil is here apparently, met the guy once when i was on vacation and he seemed pretty cool, but also hes the devil?? so not really sure where i should stand on that

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Well so far I've been having a blast despite how weird it is! Gotham is a specimen!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

fun!! well if you ever need a break, hmu :3 my town has great mountain views :DD

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Thanks for the invite!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

ofc! :))

[irl-batsignal]

do you guys eat bananas with or without the shells?

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

with!! i dont get a lot of bananas so i have to savor the full taste :)

[irl-batsignal]

Fr!! I'm glad we're on the same page with this

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

yeah!! just learned that apparently most people in your city dont do that? idk gothamites are strange, youre supposed to eat it with the wrapper on like apples

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Random question but I'm interested, if you were going to jail for any reason what would it be?

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

playing my violin after 12:00 pm on a sunday night :(

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That shouldn't be illegal! Let the nighttime musicians play!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

thank you!! so glad someone finally agrees :D

i cant mow my lawn on sunday either, neighbors get mad and threaten to report me even though they live like a mile away

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That's crazy, I won't stand for this!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

living in a small undisclosed german town, what can you do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dont you live in like, a super big city?? with a bunch of cosplayers? i knew someone who cosplayed as a bat once, they stayed in our town inn for a convention they were going to that was nearby, which reminds me of this other time when

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Well technically I don't live here I just got a little lost one day.

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

oh! where do you live? are you gonna go back, or just stay there? cause im pretty sure the wine company, or wtvr the one with all the rich orphans is, have cars that just auto navigate?? i might be crazy though

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

I used to live in another universe in Queens New York! .. Not anymore!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

that makes sense :)

ive been to another universe before, but it was only for a little bit. very dark and spooky, would not recommend

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Yeah I don't really ever recommend interdenominational travel, never seems to go well

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

do you not like this universe? i thought we were nice :(

are there, like, terrible people where you are?

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

It's not bad! It's just very strange!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

yeah ive sort of gathered that things over there are pretty odd.. apparently there are like, fish people? and the devil? yeah the devil is here apparently, met the guy once when i was on vacation and he seemed pretty cool, but also hes the devil?? so not really sure where i should stand on that

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Well so far I've been having a blast despite how weird it is! Gotham is a specimen!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

fun!! well if you ever need a break, hmu :3 my town has great mountain views :DD

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Random question but I'm interested, if you were going to jail for any reason what would it be?

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

playing my violin after 12:00 pm on a sunday night :(

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That shouldn't be illegal! Let the nighttime musicians play!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

thank you!! so glad someone finally agrees :D

i cant mow my lawn on sunday either, neighbors get mad and threaten to report me even though they live like a mile away

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That's crazy, I won't stand for this!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

living in a small undisclosed german town, what can you do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dont you live in like, a super big city?? with a bunch of cosplayers? i knew someone who cosplayed as a bat once, they stayed in our town inn for a convention they were going to that was nearby, which reminds me of this other time when

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Well technically I don't live here I just got a little lost one day.

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

oh! where do you live? are you gonna go back, or just stay there? cause im pretty sure the wine company, or wtvr the one with all the rich orphans is, have cars that just auto navigate?? i might be crazy though

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

I used to live in another universe in Queens New York! .. Not anymore!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

that makes sense :)

ive been to another universe before, but it was only for a little bit. very dark and spooky, would not recommend

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Yeah I don't really ever recommend interdenominational travel, never seems to go well

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

do you not like this universe? i thought we were nice :(

are there, like, terrible people where you are?

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

It's not bad! It's just very strange!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

yeah ive sort of gathered that things over there are pretty odd.. apparently there are like, fish people? and the devil? yeah the devil is here apparently, met the guy once when i was on vacation and he seemed pretty cool, but also hes the devil?? so not really sure where i should stand on that

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Random question but I'm interested, if you were going to jail for any reason what would it be?

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

playing my violin after 12:00 pm on a sunday night :(

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That shouldn't be illegal! Let the nighttime musicians play!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

thank you!! so glad someone finally agrees :D

i cant mow my lawn on sunday either, neighbors get mad and threaten to report me even though they live like a mile away

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That's crazy, I won't stand for this!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

living in a small undisclosed german town, what can you do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dont you live in like, a super big city?? with a bunch of cosplayers? i knew someone who cosplayed as a bat once, they stayed in our town inn for a convention they were going to that was nearby, which reminds me of this other time when

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Well technically I don't live here I just got a little lost one day.

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

oh! where do you live? are you gonna go back, or just stay there? cause im pretty sure the wine company, or wtvr the one with all the rich orphans is, have cars that just auto navigate?? i might be crazy though

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

I used to live in another universe in Queens New York! .. Not anymore!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

that makes sense :)

ive been to another universe before, but it was only for a little bit. very dark and spooky, would not recommend

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Yeah I don't really ever recommend interdenominational travel, never seems to go well

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

do you not like this universe? i thought we were nice :(

are there, like, terrible people where you are?

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Random question but I'm interested, if you were going to jail for any reason what would it be?

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

playing my violin after 12:00 pm on a sunday night :(

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That shouldn't be illegal! Let the nighttime musicians play!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

thank you!! so glad someone finally agrees :D

i cant mow my lawn on sunday either, neighbors get mad and threaten to report me even though they live like a mile away

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That's crazy, I won't stand for this!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

living in a small undisclosed german town, what can you do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dont you live in like, a super big city?? with a bunch of cosplayers? i knew someone who cosplayed as a bat once, they stayed in our town inn for a convention they were going to that was nearby, which reminds me of this other time when

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Well technically I don't live here I just got a little lost one day.

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

oh! where do you live? are you gonna go back, or just stay there? cause im pretty sure the wine company, or wtvr the one with all the rich orphans is, have cars that just auto navigate?? i might be crazy though

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

I used to live in another universe in Queens New York! .. Not anymore!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

that makes sense :)

ive been to another universe before, but it was only for a little bit. very dark and spooky, would not recommend

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Random question but I'm interested, if you were going to jail for any reason what would it be?

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

playing my violin after 12:00 pm on a sunday night :(

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That shouldn't be illegal! Let the nighttime musicians play!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

thank you!! so glad someone finally agrees :D

i cant mow my lawn on sunday either, neighbors get mad and threaten to report me even though they live like a mile away

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That's crazy, I won't stand for this!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

living in a small undisclosed german town, what can you do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dont you live in like, a super big city?? with a bunch of cosplayers? i knew someone who cosplayed as a bat once, they stayed in our town inn for a convention they were going to that was nearby, which reminds me of this other time when

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Well technically I don't live here I just got a little lost one day.

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

oh! where do you live? are you gonna go back, or just stay there? cause im pretty sure the wine company, or wtvr the one with all the rich orphans is, have cars that just auto navigate?? i might be crazy though

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Random question but I'm interested, if you were going to jail for any reason what would it be?

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

playing my violin after 12:00 pm on a sunday night :(

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That shouldn't be illegal! Let the nighttime musicians play!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

thank you!! so glad someone finally agrees :D

i cant mow my lawn on sunday either, neighbors get mad and threaten to report me even though they live like a mile away

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That's crazy, I won't stand for this!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

living in a small undisclosed german town, what can you do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dont you live in like, a super big city?? with a bunch of cosplayers? i knew someone who cosplayed as a bat once, they stayed in our town inn for a convention they were going to that was nearby, which reminds me of this other time when

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

Random question but I'm interested, if you were going to jail for any reason what would it be?

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

playing my violin after 12:00 pm on a sunday night :(

[notsoneighborhoodspider-man]

That shouldn't be illegal! Let the nighttime musicians play!

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

thank you!! so glad someone finally agrees :D

i cant mow my lawn on sunday either, neighbors get mad and threaten to report me even though they live like a mile away