be awesome, be you

I'm a awkward potato 😋

[lemonwhore123]

sexting like 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[a-sense-of-beauty]

<3

[meefling]

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

[phantomcat94]

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

[anartisticanomaly]

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

[tirzahn101]

lol

[rosszkifogas]

[danieljlayton-deactivated202002]

CORRECT USE OF THE NEW LAYOUT.

[tirzahn101]

Lol made me think my phone froze for a second

[thecryingcryptid]

[tirzahn101]

This is cool love the ballet dancers cause I'm one ^_^

[giraffepoliceforce]

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

[yesimstacysmom]

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up

[tirzahn101]

lol

[bigtimerusharemyangels]

So here’s to Cory Matthews. The one who ruined our realistic expectations in men forever and ever amen

[tirzahn101]

so true

[tirzahn101]

I know how you feel I’ve been through it too but cutting is not the answer it might take away the pain for a second but it won’t erase problems no it creates more, cutting leaves you with scars not only physical but emotional scars that might never go away it lowers your self esteem to the ground and makes you think your worthless people see self harming as “attention seekers” “#8221; it’s not true it’s a cry for help you can’t just simply “get over it” or “grow a pair” depression and self harming run deeper than that it’s a never ending cycle of self-doubt, self-hate, depression and overwhelming pressure for whatever reason maybe even low self-esteem you can’t handle this burden alone seek help from family,close friends people who won’t judge you people who will cheer you on as you go on this journey to heal and except who you are just remember you are beautiful/handsome just the way you are don’t litter your body with scars instead hold your head up high and take pride in who you are,be unique, be the true you, not somebody else because ,what is normal anymore everyone’s at least alittle mad!!!!!

[tirzahn101]

#depression

[tirzahn101]

Hey Tirzahn!

Hiya bestie

[tirzahn101]

My dead pointe shoes(first pair ive ever had) and my new pointe shoes you can tell the difference right

[tirzahn101]

I want it so I can cough and sneeze when I'm around people I don't like/dummies hehe *laughing evilly*

[tirzahn101]

this outfit needs to happen attack on titan fans unite!!!!!!!

[iraffiruse]

[tirzahn101]

lol

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[liftedandgiftedd]

someone actually put it into words

[tirzahn101]

words of wisdom

[alkahestic]

introducing Suave Scientist Ed

i don’t even know what i’m doing anymore……

[alkahestic]

ppl are reblogging this again i’m cry this post is the bane to my existence

[greeendude]

This is the reason i followed alkahestic and i regret nothing.

[tirzahn101]

lol I can't I'm such a nerd!!!