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Guess what? I’m @rosetherandomreblogger and I designed my wife’s engagement ring (she don’t tell her!)

Just a couple different thoughts. The gemstones on both are opals and tormalines, her birthstones.

Laura: “You want any more of this? [bursts into a vibrant rendition of Maureen’s verse of Take Me or Leave Me from Rent] Oh, we dropped some!”

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ohmyGOD MY HEART

rosetherandomreblogger

Well, shit

I fucked up. I got my phone wet and now, there is a grain of rice where my phone would plug in (I tried drying it out overnight) and uh… I’m screwed.

Anyone have any ideas on how to get the grain of rice out/dry out my phone?

rosetherandomreblogger

Update; I got my charging port unblocked! I found a straight pin and used that to dig out the grain of rice, but my phone still has water in it. If anyone has any tips (other than the rice one!) to dry out my phone, I’d be so thankful!

rosetherandomreblogger

Update;

We have a dehydrator here at home, I just need to know how to take apart my phone so the battery can be seen. I wanna dry the entire thing out. Does anyone have tips? It’s an iPhone 5/SE (idk which, they’re the same size)

tis-i-rose

Anyone got tips?

avril-circus

First day of Fall: I hope you’ll have a wonderful Autumn <3

awesometastical101

I’m crying

peppermintgenderman

Aaaaaaaaaaw!!!! >w< 🍂💛🍁

sludgebat

i swear to fucking god i had this innate primordial urge today to learn how to make a cloak for myself and i was nearly sweating and shaking with the effort to not immediately bust out of my work and go learn so i could have just a

really

fucking

good

CLOAK

vaguelyelven

You’re welcome

sludgebat

i would literally die for you and in your hour of greatest need i will protect you

slow-riot-deactivated20200720

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

tramampoline

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

catparazzi

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

awfullydull-deactivated20170619

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

madsciences

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

ghostoftwentysomethingspast

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

legallynonbinary

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

legallynonbinary

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

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I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

blueberryuserboxes

I caught feelings.

But she’s my bff.

And straight.

Help?

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read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

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IMPORTANT

pr4isinqwifi

please repost to save people idc if “its not my blog type” jUST DO IT

beannboy-deactivated20200130

please

descole-dead

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

drtanner

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

descole-dead

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

descole-dead

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

invisiblechell

tumblr is a hivemind confirmed

davidtheboy

2nd year reblogging this monthly! Somehow, this post always reminds me of the 15th and how quickly the months go by. Here’s to another year of Tintin recongizing the date

jojimasu-moved-deactivated20211

The last 15th… of 2018… wrown

blogthegreatrouge

Lol gonna miss this

waggtoon

I’m gonna miss this too. I might bring it over to Twitter so that it doesn’t die.

what-even-is-thiss

are American high schools that wild? over here the schools are kinda strict so there's not that many high school shenanigans here. but one time, someone did accidentally spray paint into someone else's eyes (he was okay) so that's something??? also one time a teacher punched a wall next to someone's head cuz he was angry as hell - kurung anon

One time when I was in high school someone I knew had sex with her boyfriend and her friend and her friend’s boyfriend in the art hallway. Full on four way. In the side hallway. While there were teachers in the building.

One guy peed on a bunch of doorknobs as his senior prank when I was a freshman.

Sometimes there would be random flashmobs. Flashmobs that the teachers didn’t approve of. There were six that I personally witnessed. Two of them were Gangnam Style. One of them was on Halloween. One of them was a mashup of a bunch of popular hiphop songs. The others were kpop flashmobs.

Even those of us that were usually rule followers broke some rules. I snuck into forbidden staircases with my friends several times. We didn’t do drugs or anything. We mostly talked about anime and who was banging who and ate ice cream with our hands.

Anytime you were walking through the hallways on any given day there was at least a 20% chance you’d run into a bunch of Asian kids practicing breakdancing. They had two token girls in their group and in some other universe are probably the subject of some dancing movie.

One time a guy in my drama class brought a giant-ass speaker on wheels with a handle to pull it around like a suitcase and our hallways were mostly outdoors. So all day long during passing periods the entire campus could hear this dude blasting “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” at top volume on his giant suitcase speaker.

I went to school in a rough part of town so like once a week I’d walk up to my friends and be like “did you see that somebody tagged the humanities building” and they’d always go “yup.” And sometimes we’d get a lockdown because a liquor store nearby was being held up with an assault weapon. We didn’t care. We just played hand games with each other and screwed around on Facebook and Tumblr until it was over.

One time a guy was watching porn on the bus. Nobody snitched on him.

Several times people I knew came to school high on weed and I had to convince them to not get up and give themselves away. They usually stared at their pencils in wonder or started smelling their hair after I calmed them down. One time a guy was smoking weed in class and the teacher was just too tired to stop him. I wasn’t friends with him though so it wasn’t my problem.

I knew a kid who would’ve been able to hook me up with a drug dealer. He called me innocent for not trying acid and I shrugged and so did the rest of us that he called innocent and he made sure to let us know if we wanted to try something he had the hookup. I learned later it was the guy that sold acid and weed to his grandparents.

asexual-trashbag

Last year all the boys bathrooms except one we’re closed. Like there was a gate put up and everything. You literally could not get in. Why?

Because the freshman decided to

Take the doors off of the bathroom stalls. Like, one bathroom had not doors on the stall because someone just…stole them? And they never got caught?

Stuff rolls of toilet paper down the toilets and clogged them. The school threatened to give us eighth rolls of toilet paper

Shit in the sinks. Like, actually shit in the sinks. Where people wash their hands. I don’t understand either.

tis-i-rose

We had a gun threat near the end of the school year last year, so the school put out word that if you had concrete evidence that someone was actually gonna shoot, you’d get like, $500 dollars or so.