The Titan Butcher

//This is an indie Eren Yeager blog. I track the tag titanbutcher.

[titanbutcher]

Online and moving

So..Imma be making that Kirito account so I'm moving over there. Though I will come on here every once in a while to check on rps and stuff. Though do not worry, I'm not dying in anyway!

[aintgunna-walktheline-blog]

If you post something to me, or reply to me, and I don’t answer — I assure you, I’ve not decided that you’re a horrible roleplayer and I’m avoiding you. I don’t want to drop our interaction — I like to think I have more tact than this, I’ll tell you if I’m not feeling...

[titanbutcher]

Okay quick late night OOC thing.

So you know what I find funny? It's when people think I'm not a virgin cause of how much I know about sex. Like on the outside I just shrug it off. Though unlike most people that feel bummed out by that truth of them. On the inside I'm laughing my ass off saying to myself. 'You don't understand how much of a virgin I am! and I love it!!'....Yeah I'm an odd child.

[combined-universes]

Best way to describe how the virginity is lost:

The dick is hardened with anticipation 

The male gets ready

The dick is launched into action

With much force it breaks through your wall maria

And success is brought to the male while the female is now not going to be able to walk correctly for a good few hours.

[ashokansleeps]

 EREN FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

ARE YOU HUMAN OR ARE YOU TITAN

I AM…

*CROWD LEANS IN*

DANCER

[animentality]

Got them moooves like Jaeger

[cityvvibes]

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

[titanbutcher]

//YES I DO!!!!

[boxofmuses-deactivated20140228]

{{ OKAY THEN WE MUST DISCUSS THE AU like if they’re actually stuck in SAO or in ALfheim BUT YES LET ME LOVE YOU }}

[titanbutcher]

//I'm gonna make a Kirito tomorrow. So if you want we can plan it with the Kirito account imma make.

[combined-universes]

I come back and i have a Kirito muse trying to form. HELP SNOW-CHAN!

{you told me this while knowing that i ship asuna and kirito right? you do know the answer that i am about to give you right?

go make that account -w- you shall get no help from me~}

[titanbutcher]

//I DIDN'T KNOW! AND IT'S BECAUSE I STARTED TO REWATCH SAO AND I JUST MISS ROLEPLAYING KIRITO! odasuhfusiadfhaiusdfhasiudf....Mind finding me some icons...*Looks away* I'll...Make the account tomorrow.

[titanbutcher]

Oh god...

My Kirito muse is rising cause I'm rewatching SAO...Someone..Please help me.

[frommemetoyou]

Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:

[titanbutcher]

[text]I need you so bad right now[/text]

[text]They know.[/text]

[text]I know everything.[/text]

[text]OH FUCK OH FUCK[/text]

[text]ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?[/text]

[text]Make sure you’re alone- I don’t want anyone else seeing what I’m about to sent you.[/text]

[text]I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?![/text]

[text]We need to talk[/text]

[text]I don’t want to talk about it[/text]

[text]The bed is definitely broken beyond repair…[/text]

[text]Delete my number[/text]

[text]Either way I’m going to make you scream my name by the end of the night[/text]

[text]Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all[/text]

[text]Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone[/text]

[text]I th  unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)[/text]

[text]You free tomorrow?[/text]

[text]You left your shirt and I’ve been wearing it all day, so now it’s mine[/text]

[text]I don’t think you understand just how big is dick is!!![/text]

[text]Thanks to you, the new neighbours now know my name xxx [/text]

[text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen? [/text]

[text] What’s the dress code?[/text]

[text]Black, red w/ lace or  sheer white???? [/text]

[text]I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him.[/text]

[text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”[/text]

[text]I hear a celebration is in order?![/text]

[boxofmuses-deactivated20140228]

titanbutcher replied to your post: “What is this Sword Art Online game I keep hearing…

WE MUST DO THIS AU!!1

{{ OMG A PERSON WHO WANTS TO DO THE THING! }}

[titanbutcher]

//YES I DO!!!!

[titanbutcher]

"You're warm. Don't move." -Annie

"U-uhh..Annie don’t think this is a bit to close?"

[titanbutcher]

"Of course I don’t mind it. Just, not used to someone being this close to me is all."

[of-monsters-and-enigmas-archive]

"I am no more used to it than you are, but, if you do not mind it, there is not a problem, is there?"

[titanbutcher]

After a few seconds, the shifter slowly wrapped his arms around her and blushed. "T-This might work."

[titanbutcher]

"You're warm. Don't move." -Annie

"U-uhh..Annie don’t think this is a bit to close?"

[of-monsters-and-enigmas-archive]

"…it is cold outside and I am freezing. Why does my closeness bother you?"

[titanbutcher]

"Of course I don't mind it. Just, not used to someone being this close to me is all."

[titanbutcher]

"It’s snowing outside!"

"Really? cool!"

[titanbutcher]

"You're warm. Don't move." -Annie

"U-uhh..Annie don't think this is a bit to close?"

[frommemetoyou]

Send one of the following for my Muse's reaction (Winter version)

"I think I’m coming down with something."

"Do you want to help me make some mulled wine?"

"Bah Humbug."

"All I want for Christmas is you."

"Well, I guess we’re right under the mistletoe!"

"I wish I got someone else for Secret Santa…"

"It’s snowing outside!"

"We need to hide the presents."

"I burnt my hand trying to roast chestnuts."

"Wake up, I want my presents."

"I am not dressing up as an elf again…”

"Get out from under the tree!"

"That’s the cutest snow angel I’ve ever seen."

"Do you know any carols?"

"Your hands are freezing don’t touch me!"

"Do we really have to spend Christmas with them?"

"Nice sweater…"

"You’re so warm, don’t move."

"That snowball went right in my ear."

"We can’t share a scarf- what do you think you’re doing?!"

"But it’s cold outside."

"I don’t understand how me dressing up as a present benefits anyone…"

"Stay still, I can’t reach the top of the tree!"

"You smell like cinnamon."

"I think my teeth have frostbite."

"I’m going to be late, the roads are icy."

"You look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer."

"Come back here- you’re not leaving without your coat."

"You’re leaving out cookies and milk to encourage an old fat man to break into our house?"

"I think I got some tinsel up my nose."

[inboxideas]

In my ask, have your character react to coming home to find mine, uninvited, there waiting for them.