Holy fucking shit.

Reiner Braun • Male • 17 I'm the quarterback on the football team for the Titans. I kick some serious ass. I'm usually stuck between a shortcake and a sky scraper. Fuck with either of them and you'll be eating your own intestines, I promise you. Anyway, I'm pretty chill otherwise, so feel free to hmu if you want. [email protected]

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I AM HOME AND i wanna log on to craig and cartman and be on reiner and i want to rp fuckin everyone but i have horrible death cramps and i only slept for two hours so

i'm gonna shower and take a nap and i will get on my babies later i have a four day weekend starting tomorrow throw ya hand s UP ..

ok i'm gonna go log in to craig n cartman to like n reblog some stuff n then go shower \( •  • )/ 

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catharticleader replied to your post:

no… yes? kind of? is that gay.

... Yeah, kinda.

[titanous]

Yeah, totally.  Wanna see?

[titanous]

SHUT UP JEAN, I TOOK THEM OFF.

[titanous]

Curling back up with Bertl.  By e.

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catharticleader replied to your post:

reiner i think you’re sleep deprived. you’re delving into disney and that never ends well.

But Mushu is the one who says that, that's not even MY fault.

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catharticleader replied to your post:

dishonor upon u and your stockings.

Fuck you, Mushu.

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catharticleader replied to your post:

reiner are u 5

Betrayal.

... Deception.  Disgraaace.

[titanous]

do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? ;))))

... Sunburns don't radiate that much heat, Baby.

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catharticleader replied to your post:

take your ducking socks off.

Baby, I love you, but the stalking needs to stop.

[titanous]

I'm so tired, stop making Bertolt elbow me, shit.

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Buries them in gROSS BRO AFFECTIONS.

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I AM SUPPOSED TO BE A STRONG GROOMSMAN I CANNOT CRY OVER HERE.

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P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.

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[titanous]

Nvm.  Kyle is AWAKE, so I'm gonna meet up with my bro. Babe, I'll bring you good if you wanna sleep.  I'm going to McD's, I need a McMuffin like nobody's business.