Bound by the Light

NSFW blog for tacitTherapist, smut and possibly kinks ensured.

[titillatingtherapist]

given how huge your ass is thats gotta be quite the bomb going off

Bombs plural, anon.

[titillatingtherapist]

so which one of you is gassier you or jade you got that legendary lalonde tummy issues or

You'd think the canine tummy would make it Jade, but her stomach has actually only grown more robust. Mine, on the other hand, will overreact to virtually anything if I'm even remotely stressed.

[titillatingtherapist]

do you do magic anons? im new to this sort of thing idk if i should just send away or what

Feel free, but know I have safeguards against those with ill intent.

[hrothgyatt]

@titillatingtherapist nOW YOU TOO???

ARE STRILONDeS jUST LIkE THIs????

[titillatingtherapist]

Oh, so I'm supposed to see a picture of a woman powerful enough to fold me like a chair and NOT like it? Is that how things work in Eorzea now? Maybe the Garleans were right...

[hrothgyatt]

THAT AINT WHAT I WAS TALKIN ABOUT YOU LIKED A POST GIRLIE

[titillatingtherapist]

And? Am I not supposed to like your posts?

[hrothgyatt]

i am sideyeing you you a freak aintcha

[titillatingtherapist]

God forbid a woman have interests.

[hrothgyatt]

you are talking to a woman what even is this angle

squirming.

[titillatingtherapist]

Oh so you get to talk about eating all the food and breaking all the furniture, but I can't dare to support my friend as she does all that? Incredible.

[hrothgyatt]

...awwww

friend? ;0;

[titillatingtherapist]

...Yes, we're friends.

[hrothgyatt]

@titillatingtherapist nOW YOU TOO???

ARE STRILONDeS jUST LIkE THIs????

[titillatingtherapist]

Oh, so I'm supposed to see a picture of a woman powerful enough to fold me like a chair and NOT like it? Is that how things work in Eorzea now? Maybe the Garleans were right...

[hrothgyatt]

THAT AINT WHAT I WAS TALKIN ABOUT YOU LIKED A POST GIRLIE

[titillatingtherapist]

And? Am I not supposed to like your posts?

[hrothgyatt]

i am sideyeing you you a freak aintcha

[titillatingtherapist]

God forbid a woman have interests.

[hrothgyatt]

you are talking to a woman what even is this angle

squirming.

[titillatingtherapist]

Oh so you get to talk about eating all the food and breaking all the furniture, but I can't dare to support my friend as she does all that? Incredible.

[hrothgyatt]

@titillatingtherapist nOW YOU TOO???

ARE STRILONDeS jUST LIkE THIs????

[titillatingtherapist]

Oh, so I'm supposed to see a picture of a woman powerful enough to fold me like a chair and NOT like it? Is that how things work in Eorzea now? Maybe the Garleans were right...

[hrothgyatt]

THAT AINT WHAT I WAS TALKIN ABOUT YOU LIKED A POST GIRLIE

[titillatingtherapist]

And? Am I not supposed to like your posts?

[hrothgyatt]

i am sideyeing you you a freak aintcha

[titillatingtherapist]

God forbid a woman have interests.

[hrothgyatt]

@titillatingtherapist nOW YOU TOO???

ARE STRILONDeS jUST LIkE THIs????

[titillatingtherapist]

Oh, so I'm supposed to see a picture of a woman powerful enough to fold me like a chair and NOT like it? Is that how things work in Eorzea now? Maybe the Garleans were right...

[hrothgyatt]

THAT AINT WHAT I WAS TALKIN ABOUT YOU LIKED A POST GIRLIE

[titillatingtherapist]

And? Am I not supposed to like your posts?

[hrothgyatt]

@titillatingtherapist nOW YOU TOO???

ARE STRILONDeS jUST LIkE THIs????

[titillatingtherapist]

Oh, so I'm supposed to see a picture of a woman powerful enough to fold me like a chair and NOT like it? Is that how things work in Eorzea now? Maybe the Garleans were right...

[titillatingtherapist]

What else do you crave queen? Other than your beautiful dogfriend, her killer knot, and cumming so hard your brain rattles around?

I was in the middle of a lengthy response to this, wherein I derived all other pleasures from those three aforementioned desires, but

In all honesty, I just want to be with Jade. To be by her side is a feeling none short of euphoric. To see the light in her eyes and know they reflect your own is a wonder only the blessed can experience.

...and to understand just how fucked I am when she's just about to go completely feral is a liminal, orgasmic state eclipsed only by the feeling of curling her around my fingertips when she's feeling particularly subby. I can't stress enough how horny this woman makes me, it's absolutely maddening.

[greenspunkgnostic]

hhhhhh, im not sure whether i should be getting more romantic and sentimental, or more rock hard and throbby,

because both, both is what is happening,

[titillatingtherapist]

I find the intersection of those two feelings is generally where the most fun happens, don't you?

[greenspunkgnostic]

hmmmmm truuuue... well, if youre needing some exuberant loving and affection and knotting then i can provide all of the above!! ;)

[titillatingtherapist]

Let's begin with exuberant loving and affection and see where we end up then, shall we? Can we do my room? I know I choose my place often, but there's a reason more than selfish preference this time.

Rose closes her Squidtop and slides herself off her bed. She dims the lights by sliding the switch down the scale, and parts her curtains to make way for the light of the cosmos to shine through. Her room, still dressed in the same faded black from her childhood, is bathed in pale starlight. She picks her loose clothes off the floor and deposits it all into the laundry bin, before donning her more sultry pajamas: an off-white camisole with violets stitched into the neckline, and a pair of very form-fitting boyshorts with a very faded 'JUICY' screen-printed on the back.

While she waits for her beloved's arrival, she sits simply cross-legged at her desk, sipping a floral sparkling apple juice. The stuff is made with very young apples, thus bittered to her liking, rounded out with a hint of thyme. Tired of Seeing, she busies her eyes with an old cover from her bookshelf - a collection of Emerson's essays, from 'Nature' to 'Experience'.

[titillatingtherapist]

What else do you crave queen? Other than your beautiful dogfriend, her killer knot, and cumming so hard your brain rattles around?

I was in the middle of a lengthy response to this, wherein I derived all other pleasures from those three aforementioned desires, but

In all honesty, I just want to be with Jade. To be by her side is a feeling none short of euphoric. To see the light in her eyes and know they reflect your own is a wonder only the blessed can experience.

...and to understand just how fucked I am when she's just about to go completely feral is a liminal, orgasmic state eclipsed only by the feeling of curling her around my fingertips when she's feeling particularly subby. I can't stress enough how horny this woman makes me, it's absolutely maddening.

[greenspunkgnostic]

hhhhhh, im not sure whether i should be getting more romantic and sentimental, or more rock hard and throbby,

because both, both is what is happening,

[titillatingtherapist]

I find the intersection of those two feelings is generally where the most fun happens, don't you?

[titillatingtherapist]

What else do you crave queen? Other than your beautiful dogfriend, her killer knot, and cumming so hard your brain rattles around?

I was in the middle of a lengthy response to this, wherein I derived all other pleasures from those three aforementioned desires, but

In all honesty, I just want to be with Jade. To be by her side is a feeling none short of euphoric. To see the light in her eyes and know they reflect your own is a wonder only the blessed can experience.

...and to understand just how fucked I am when she's just about to go completely feral is a liminal, orgasmic state eclipsed only by the feeling of curling her around my fingertips when she's feeling particularly subby. I can't stress enough how horny this woman makes me, it's absolutely maddening.

[titillatingtherapist]

you say as you crave knot like air

I'd crave Jade like air even without the knot. But I do crave her knot.

[greenspunkgnostic]

😳

[titillatingtherapist]

How are you, dearest?

[titillatingtherapist]

you say as you crave knot like air

I'd crave Jade like air even without the knot. But I do crave her knot.

[titillatingtherapist]

honestly given jade? I think you're just a furry dear

You simple fool. I was in love with Jade before all the prototyping nonsense. 'A furry' doesn't even begin to describe me.

[titillatingtherapist]

forever weak to cats eh lalonde

I'm convinced June accidentally let slip a bit of cat dander into my slime tube when she was playing biologist. I am blameless in this.

[hrothgyatt]

wait theyre- tataru what the fuck this is so much food. tataru this is SO MUCH FOOD. ohhh my god it smells good im fffffucking hungy

[hrothgyatt]

absolutely fucking not I've never touched carpentry

women want me fish fear me that's my bag

should I like. Go buy a window pane? Fuck id need a really big one.

[titillatingtherapist]

Well, should you find yourself a Level 41 Carpenter who can craft this 3-star blueprint, Eorzea's first transportalizer could be yours.

[tportal-mod.ttmp2]

[hrothgyatt]

I mean the scions have carpenters working for them I'm sure we're kind of an international aid group or some bullshit

What the fuck kind of file is this

[titillatingtherapist]

It's a mod file that adds a recipe after the Grade 2 Blank Orchestrion Roll. And because mod files can also alter the physics of the object... this particular bit of furniture acts like a portal. Just make sure Yoshi P isn't watching when you use it.

[hrothgyatt]

geez hacker lalonde find ill ka-jigger this onto a fucking sheet of parchment I guess.

all of this so you can get here and stuff my face huh????

[titillatingtherapist]

I've done more for less. I also want to see Y'shtola, for separate reasons.

[hrothgyatt]

wait theyre- tataru what the fuck this is so much food. tataru this is SO MUCH FOOD. ohhh my god it smells good im fffffucking hungy

[hrothgyatt]

absolutely fucking not I've never touched carpentry

women want me fish fear me that's my bag

should I like. Go buy a window pane? Fuck id need a really big one.

[titillatingtherapist]

Well, should you find yourself a Level 41 Carpenter who can craft this 3-star blueprint, Eorzea's first transportalizer could be yours.

[tportal-mod.ttmp2]

[hrothgyatt]

I mean the scions have carpenters working for them I'm sure we're kind of an international aid group or some bullshit

What the fuck kind of file is this

[titillatingtherapist]

It's a mod file that adds a recipe after the Grade 2 Blank Orchestrion Roll. And because mod files can also alter the physics of the object... this particular bit of furniture acts like a portal. Just make sure Yoshi P isn't watching when you use it.