fauxfancy

i am lorie, asparagus queen, i aim for class and usually produce trash.

[christinecanigula-archive]

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

[shadowcat]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

I’m the mom

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

Visit Original Link

When he takes his dick out of your mouth for a second

[bennefits]

HAHA

[braxtonthomas]

IM CRYING

[mollymerula]

do you think there was like…discourse about Jane Austen novels when they first came out

[mollymerula]

ladies’ weekly tea and reading club: welcome to the meeting. we have exiled Charlotte because she stans Mr. Wickham

[catchymemes]

[drtanner]

OH NO

[ruinedchildhood]

Logging in to tumblr after the 17th

[dailyraccoons]

@strawburriessncream said: A smol boi named Rascal

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

im in the library working of some final papers and the dude across from me at this study staton just did the sign of the cross before he started typing something so that’s where he’s at rn

[homelandsexual]

I was in a weightlifting class at my college’s gym and we were doing planks after a few seconds one girl falls onto her stomach (no shame we’re all working towards the same goal) but then she just falls asleep facedown in her yoga mat in the middle of the gym no one woke her up until the end of class

[st-just]

Hero.

[allthingshyper]

If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story

[toastbutteregg]

My type of hero

[tohellwiththebeatles]

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

[tohellwiththebeatles]

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

[strangerthingsallday]

[illkim]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

a timeless classic.

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

I can’t with this. This fucks me up every time.

[mysharona1987]

Nothing to add to this.

[medusabraids]

characters in a period drama: *hold hands/touch each other in a loving way for the first time*

me:

[meanplastic]

i’ve watched this video like a dozen times LMFAOOOO

[evilrashida]

Dominique Jackson, Mj Rodriguez, and Indya Moore photographed by Ruven Afanador. GQ Magazine December 2018.