This never happened.

Nine out of ten doctors surveyed said, "Who is this? Why are you calling so late?" Face | Instagram | About

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Don’t forget to sit in your parked car and stare at your phone for a while ❤️

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be honest am i going to scale well late game?

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by Philippe Bouchet

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Keanu Reeves by Aaron Rapoport, Los Angeles, October 1989.

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A capriccio with a monumental staircase (Canaletto, c. 1760)

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Simo Kauppinen - photo by Esa Kapila

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there is so much to unpack in this clip

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[unawakening-float02redux]

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I see the Instagays who are always traveling or going out to bars on week nights, and I have to wonder: when do they find time to play real-time strategy games? 🤔

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this isn't a bug he just can't drive stick

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Ever since I was a little boy I knew that I wanted to stay up too late and be exhausted at work tomorrow

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Rum based? With frilly umbrellas? I figured 7 shots of tequila would loosen you up enough to get scandalous on tumblr, at least for a night.

I love that someone out there imagined me downing seven shots and then immediately turning away from my friends to BLOG LEWDLY

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two glasses of wine and i start showing ankle

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Schitt’s Creek 5.05 Housewarming