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Amid the chaos of this hellscape, I discovered disco & tumblr. Both of these things changed my life, so here I am, stayin’ alive. Welcome to my blog. Please, take a seat, put up your feet, and stay awhile.

[weakmoves]

damn tomorrow is 4/20 y'all about to be annoying

[la-femme-beansidhe-is-cancelled]

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by quietly remembering that Native Americans sent more aid to Ireland during the famine than Britain or the US.

[sympolite]

specifically, it was the Choctaw nation that sent aid to the Irish during the famine

[lizardbros-deactivated20190210]

[diggly]

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[zodiacatsea]

It’s Pisces season! Cry, go swimming, play the victim, fuck a fish,

[felixdeon]

Love is not “if” or “because”. LOVE is “anyway”, and “even though” and “in spite of”. LOVE IS LOVE HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

[dundermifflingifs]

[drawendo]

Happy Valentines! 

[sketch2lifecostumecosplay]

[backdoorteenmom]

[egberts]

do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog is frightened by its own shadow and returns to the hole?

[gymtymeblink-blog2]

is this some kind of thing American tumblr made up to prank us??

[egberts]

groundhog day is real the entire country watches a groundhog predict the weather

[oragala]

I love the shitty comic sans valentines, because it’s like… A recurring meme. I can look forward to it, knowing that every Valentine’s Day without fail I can enjoy some high quality memes

[schwifty-memes]

[kathybethterry]

[paulsmixtape]

me opening christmas presents in front of people

[heckifiknowcomics]

Seasons Greetings my dudes!

[bunnyfood]

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

[introspectivepoet]

Winter is the season of alcoholism and despair.

Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides (via introspectivepoet)