Kentucky Fried Comfort

The Internet, it's the only comfort you need 🙈🙉🙊

[tko-taonui]

me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*

me:.,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy

me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*

[gaychaosgoblin]

“what state do you live in?”

constant anxiety

[90s90s90s]

[ruinedchildhood]

me at ur girl house 

[streetraht-deactivated20150920]

when Miley Cyrus takes you to her favorite restaurant and you dont know what to eat

[tko-taonui]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we ever send the first ‘Avengers’ film up in a space probe we should categorise it as a 'documentary’ so that if aliens ever find it, they would assume we have a team of bad-ass superheros guarding the Earth against alien invasions.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Despite being one of the weakest pokemon, more people have run from encounters with Magikarp than any other. Therein lies his power.

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if the Egyptians used to have an advanced written language like ours but became addicted to memes and eventually just started using pictures to communicate?

[just-shower-thoughts]

If an American loses 50 pounds, he is happy. If an Englishman loses 50 pounds, he is sad.

[tko-taonui]

brain: guilt. shame. feel BAD

me: is there a reason for this

brain: yes

brain: i forgot it

brain: but there was a reason and it was a really good reason

me: sounds good

[lewky]

[igotthemusic]

Today is July 33rd. Still no sign of Frank’s new album

[thursday]

[tko-taonui]

Too many feels.

[tko-taonui]

Mornings Be Like

[tko-taonui]

Life & Death

[hirohamada]

wearing a blanket around the house like