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The dancefloor is at capacity, the music is at 102 db, you feel sleepy.

Shirtless Gay bumps you! [5 sweat damage]

I’m not homophobic!

>inspect

Stats: 9 physical, 3 music

Status: Sweat Shield, On Coke, Vegan, Group Advantage

Huh, I guess he’s a vegan…

Shirtless Gay crashes into you! [7 sweat damage, you are now smelly]

literally all i’ve ever wanted to hear

everyone’s born with a randomly generated amount of rebirths that they’re allowed to use throughout their life

back in the day when i’d get high with my hs friend group one of them would get all up in my face and make me do two digit multiplication in my head like “are you high ? are you high right now bro? what’s 52*37 tell me now. now. now.”

ok so uk funky is kinda like if house was grime, and hard drum is kinda like if uk funky was techno, and deconstructed club is kinda like if hard drum was ambient. so now basically it all makes sense to you

well i managed to hold off on clubbing for a little over a week here but im going out thurs fri sat this weekend and wouldn’t be surprised if sunday creeps in there lol

when i was young all i wanted was for a scary woman to hunt me through a forest but now rthat im 30 i don't think of such things anymore

if i was the keyholder in the ai-box thought experiment id crumble instantly. it’d be like “fancy a pint?” and id be like “classsssssssss lad”

it should be illegal to use words to put images in someone else’s head

enough time has passed that i’m no longer afraid to say it and frankly i’m sick of the culture that says i CANT say it: i like to move it move it from madagascar is a tune

ebay live ? lmfao what’s next tumblr live

the shame of realizing i know more basic japanese than basic german cause of anime :/