ig mb im finally doing like sam

[redditfront]

[okayysophia]

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

@im-always-down-to-fight

[left-reminders]

They still do exploit literal children in colonized countries

[11-515]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[praydeathh]

thank god

[anadammifalastini]

Imagine mocking a language when all you can speak is English

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

⌫: lullaby

Darling, dearest anonymous,

I completely forgot wtf I was supposed to write with ask meme. So uh, yeah, sorry. If you do remember and tell me I’ll do it asap tho!

-The roleplayer

ps: yes this is an ooc post im too lazy to tag too

[dkbatv2]

lonely? develop a god complex.

[egypt-museum-deactivated2021071]

Asymmetrical Bracelet with Snake Heads

Made of solid gold. Found in East Delta. Ptolemaic or Roman Period. Now in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

⭐ - Liang

"And you're sure it's going to fit?" Sam eyed the outfit nervously. "What if I'm too fat? Or too thin? Or too... something!"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They nodded, taking the shirt. "Maybe I should have looked for a dress... or... Seth help me I don't know what..."

Oh, so now you want my opinion? Red. It should have been fucking red.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

A red one.

"Giant Sparkle Deadly Butterfly stop it." They mumbled under their breath, fiddling with the buttons as they nodded.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They tapped the side of their head.

"He's still salty we didn't take the red any red. But I'd rather not end up looking like a carrot too much."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

The red in their pupils twirled around as if to agree with Liang.

"You think?" Sam had a shy smile.

No, they're lying just for the fun of it... You can't see me but I rolled my eyes.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Their smile widened and they nodded back as they finished buttoning up.

"Thanks."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Sam looked at themselves in the mirror beforw grabbing the pair of pants.

"Do you think you'd mind..."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Alright." Liang mumbled.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

As soon as the pants were up, they slid down.

"... I need a belt."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Yeah." Liang nods. "It's supposed to be like that, if it helps."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"It doesn't even hold on my waist..." they muttered, pulling the pants up and holding them tightly. "You can turn around..."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

They nodded, turning around. "Sorry about that."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They shook their head, "I'm a stick."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"I had your measurements."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They waved their free hand around, "still."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Do you own belts?" Liang asked.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"I mostly wear yoga pants..."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

⭐ - Liang

"And you're sure it's going to fit?" Sam eyed the outfit nervously. "What if I'm too fat? Or too thin? Or too... something!"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They nodded, taking the shirt. "Maybe I should have looked for a dress... or... Seth help me I don't know what..."

Oh, so now you want my opinion? Red. It should have been fucking red.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

A red one.

"Giant Sparkle Deadly Butterfly stop it." They mumbled under their breath, fiddling with the buttons as they nodded.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They tapped the side of their head.

"He's still salty we didn't take the red any red. But I'd rather not end up looking like a carrot too much."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

The red in their pupils twirled around as if to agree with Liang.

"You think?" Sam had a shy smile.

No, they're lying just for the fun of it... You can't see me but I rolled my eyes.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Their smile widened and they nodded back as they finished buttoning up.

"Thanks."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Sam looked at themselves in the mirror beforw grabbing the pair of pants.

"Do you think you'd mind..."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Alright." Liang mumbled.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

As soon as the pants were up, they slid down.

"... I need a belt."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Yeah." Liang nods. "It's supposed to be like that, if it helps."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"It doesn't even hold on my waist..." they muttered, pulling the pants up and holding them tightly. "You can turn around..."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

They nodded, turning around. "Sorry about that."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They shook their head, "I'm a stick."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"I had your measurements."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They waved their free hand around, "still."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

⭐ - Liang

"And you're sure it's going to fit?" Sam eyed the outfit nervously. "What if I'm too fat? Or too thin? Or too... something!"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They nodded, taking the shirt. "Maybe I should have looked for a dress... or... Seth help me I don't know what..."

Oh, so now you want my opinion? Red. It should have been fucking red.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

A red one.

"Giant Sparkle Deadly Butterfly stop it." They mumbled under their breath, fiddling with the buttons as they nodded.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They tapped the side of their head.

"He's still salty we didn't take the red any red. But I'd rather not end up looking like a carrot too much."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

The red in their pupils twirled around as if to agree with Liang.

"You think?" Sam had a shy smile.

No, they're lying just for the fun of it... You can't see me but I rolled my eyes.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Their smile widened and they nodded back as they finished buttoning up.

"Thanks."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Sam looked at themselves in the mirror beforw grabbing the pair of pants.

"Do you think you'd mind..."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Alright." Liang mumbled.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

As soon as the pants were up, they slid down.

"... I need a belt."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Yeah." Liang nods. "It's supposed to be like that, if it helps."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"It doesn't even hold on my waist..." they muttered, pulling the pants up and holding them tightly. "You can turn around..."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

They nodded, turning around. "Sorry about that."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They shook their head, "I'm a stick."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

⭐ - Liang

"And you're sure it's going to fit?" Sam eyed the outfit nervously. "What if I'm too fat? Or too thin? Or too... something!"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They nodded, taking the shirt. "Maybe I should have looked for a dress... or... Seth help me I don't know what..."

Oh, so now you want my opinion? Red. It should have been fucking red.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

A red one.

"Giant Sparkle Deadly Butterfly stop it." They mumbled under their breath, fiddling with the buttons as they nodded.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They tapped the side of their head.

"He's still salty we didn't take the red any red. But I'd rather not end up looking like a carrot too much."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

The red in their pupils twirled around as if to agree with Liang.

"You think?" Sam had a shy smile.

No, they're lying just for the fun of it... You can't see me but I rolled my eyes.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Their smile widened and they nodded back as they finished buttoning up.

"Thanks."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Sam looked at themselves in the mirror beforw grabbing the pair of pants.

"Do you think you'd mind..."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Alright." Liang mumbled.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

As soon as the pants were up, they slid down.

"... I need a belt."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Yeah." Liang nods. "It's supposed to be like that, if it helps."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"It doesn't even hold on my waist..." they muttered, pulling the pants up and holding them tightly. "You can turn around..."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

⭐ - Liang

"And you're sure it's going to fit?" Sam eyed the outfit nervously. "What if I'm too fat? Or too thin? Or too... something!"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They nodded, taking the shirt. "Maybe I should have looked for a dress... or... Seth help me I don't know what..."

Oh, so now you want my opinion? Red. It should have been fucking red.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

A red one.

"Giant Sparkle Deadly Butterfly stop it." They mumbled under their breath, fiddling with the buttons as they nodded.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They tapped the side of their head.

"He's still salty we didn't take the red any red. But I'd rather not end up looking like a carrot too much."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

The red in their pupils twirled around as if to agree with Liang.

"You think?" Sam had a shy smile.

No, they're lying just for the fun of it... You can't see me but I rolled my eyes.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Their smile widened and they nodded back as they finished buttoning up.

"Thanks."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Sam looked at themselves in the mirror beforw grabbing the pair of pants.

"Do you think you'd mind..."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Alright." Liang mumbled.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

As soon as the pants were up, they slid down.

"... I need a belt."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

⭐ - Liang

"And you're sure it's going to fit?" Sam eyed the outfit nervously. "What if I'm too fat? Or too thin? Or too... something!"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They nodded, taking the shirt. "Maybe I should have looked for a dress... or... Seth help me I don't know what..."

Oh, so now you want my opinion? Red. It should have been fucking red.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

A red one.

"Giant Sparkle Deadly Butterfly stop it." They mumbled under their breath, fiddling with the buttons as they nodded.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They tapped the side of their head.

"He's still salty we didn't take the red any red. But I'd rather not end up looking like a carrot too much."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

The red in their pupils twirled around as if to agree with Liang.

"You think?" Sam had a shy smile.

No, they're lying just for the fun of it... You can't see me but I rolled my eyes.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Their smile widened and they nodded back as they finished buttoning up.

"Thanks."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Sam looked at themselves in the mirror beforw grabbing the pair of pants.

"Do you think you'd mind..."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

⭐ - Liang

"And you're sure it's going to fit?" Sam eyed the outfit nervously. "What if I'm too fat? Or too thin? Or too... something!"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They nodded, taking the shirt. "Maybe I should have looked for a dress... or... Seth help me I don't know what..."

Oh, so now you want my opinion? Red. It should have been fucking red.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

A red one.

"Giant Sparkle Deadly Butterfly stop it." They mumbled under their breath, fiddling with the buttons as they nodded.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

They tapped the side of their head.

"He's still salty we didn't take the red any red. But I'd rather not end up looking like a carrot too much."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

The red in their pupils twirled around as if to agree with Liang.

"You think?" Sam had a shy smile.

No, they're lying just for the fun of it... You can't see me but I rolled my eyes.

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Their smile widened and they nodded back as they finished buttoning up.

"Thanks."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

Sam looked at themselves in the mirror beforw grabbing the pair of pants.

"Do you think you'd mind..."

[puttin-the-bi-in-bitch]

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

[tmblrstopbeingabitchchallengr]

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."