Napoleon: Hey Peril, you alone?
Illya: Almost always, yeah.
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Napoleon: Hey Peril, you alone?
Illya: Almost always, yeah.
Gaby: Illya, I screwed up big time.
Illya: Gaby, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific
Napoleon: Do you ever think that maybe there’s more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking?
tinyfuriosa request: this caption on this scene
u.n.c.l.e and rec
Waverly: I am going to send you on a mission.
Gaby: Why?
Waverly: Because of all the good work you’ve done.
Gaby: I have the lowest success record of anyone here.
Waverly: That’s… no. No, it’s not about numbers, Gaby. It’s about attitude.
Gaby:I have the worst attitude of any person here.
have yall seen where illya’s fuckng legs are in this tiny tiny car
mugger: nice shoes, maybe you give them to me?
illya: I think your feet are too small[smug look]
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gaby: [pushing her way through a crowd] Excuse me... Pardon me, please, it's important... Illya, please?
Illya: EVERYBODY MOVE!
[path clears immediately]
Gaby: Thank you.
u.n.c.l.e buck
I am only a mortal woman, and during all of Gaby and Illya’s scenes together my heart made the shriek-y goat screaming noises from those viral Youtube videos.
it’s from this article:
Armie Hammer in “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.” is a Religious Experience
but I feel like I wrote this myself
(via uncledaily)
Parks and U.N.C.L.E. (4/?)
Waverly: How long have you been sleeping with Solo?
Illya: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Napoleon is my partner, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
Gaby: [answering phone] Hello?
Napoleon: It’s Napoleon.
Gaby: What did he do this time?
Napoleon: No, it’s me, Napoleon, it’s actually me.
Gaby: What did you do this time?
Illya: You look pretty
Gaby: What?
Illya: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY GOODNIGHT GABY
tfw ur 2 tol
Why so grumpy.