Incorrect The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Quotes

You mean that wasn't in the movie? mods: chelsea & meilee affiliate: incorrect quotes from the tv show

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Gaby: [pushing her way through a crowd] Excuse me… Pardon me, please, it’s important… Illya, please?

Illya: EVERYBODY MOVE!

[path clears immediately]

Gaby: Thank you.

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Napoleon: You can’t spend the rest of your life waiting for Gaby to wake up and smell the hottie. Make a move. Do the talking thing.

Illya: Well, what if the talking thing becomes the awkward-silence thing?

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Napoleon: [to Illya] Why do you follow people’s directions when you could literally pick them up and throw them out the window?

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Drunk Gaby: (to Napoleon) If you were a hat you would be a top hat. Like a tall monopoly one. I mean that out of the greatest compliments.

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Napoleon: So far Illya’s list of fears is sharks, tap water, and real relationships.

Illya: And blueberries.

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Victoria: Oh, look, it's the Three Musketeers.

[The others exchange glances.]

Gaby: Was that an insult?

Napoleon: Kinda lacked punch.

Illya: The Three Musketeers were cool.

Victoria: I see your point.

Napoleon: I would've gone with Stooges.

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Napoleon: Okay Gaby, you need your beauty sleep.

Gaby: I don’t need sleep to be beautiful.

Illya: But you do need it to be pleasant…

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Victoria: Oh, look, it’s the Three Musketeers.

[The others exchange glances.]

Gaby: Was that an insult?

Napoleon: Kinda lacked punch.

Illya: The Three Musketeers were cool.

Victoria: I see your point.

Napoleon: I would’ve gone with Stooges.

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Gaby: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Illya: I keep a list. It’s alphabetised.

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Gaby: How did you find me?

Illya: Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

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Illya: So you lied to me?

Napoleon: That depends on how you define lying.

Illya: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Napoleon: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

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Illya: I wasn’t hurt that badly. They said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!

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Gaby: I’m a damsel, but not the distressed kind… one who’s very together and in complete control of her own destiny.

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Gaby: Looks like you’ve managed to cut off our only escape route.

Napoleon: [sarcastically] Maybe you’d like it back in East Berlin, your highness.

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Napoleon: Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.

Gaby: That doesn’t sound too hard.

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Napoleon: Time for Plan B. Plan A was to break into Victoria Vinciguerra’s island fortress.

Gaby: And that you have done, now what?

Napoleon: Well we really don’t have a Plan B. We didn’t expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.

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Rudy: First, you’ll be sealed in a reinforced titanium box. Next, you will be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, the chasm will be filled with water. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water!

Napoleon: Wait, if the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?

Rudy: …

Rudy: IT’S VERY, VERY DEEP, ALL RIGHT?! Lastly, I shall freeze over the water with a six-foot layer of solid GLACIAL ICE! [inhales] ANY QUESTIONS?

Napoleon: Not if you’re gonna get all snippy.