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New most uncomfortable way I've ever woken up:

- Wake up and see massive spider-centipede-lookin beast chilling on the ceiling directly above my bed, no way to remove it without dropping guts on my sheets

- Find another beast of the same breed hanging by the door threatening to scuttle off and hide in the room for unknown weeks driving up my paranoia

- See something wiggle on the floor and kneel to investigate, only to see a sizable spider right by my head

- Remove spider and return attention to other movement, which has now revealed itself to be either another kind of spider or a small cricket or something, also it's running now and trying to get out of reach and out of sight

- Deal with the latter three unwelcome guests and return to spill guts on my mattress anyway, realize that the tissue box has only one left which isn't sufficient to relocate the twitching shell of this monster

- Do my best to clear the junk and ceiling dust from my bed so I can get more than four hours of sleep

#I'm so uncomfortable right now #I'm very much not a bug person and these things are massive #I don't even know what they are but research sounds disgusting

YouTube autogenerated mixes are so interesting because they have songs from like fifteen different genres ranging from black metal to country a cappella to Disney OST and nothing matches but it perfectly fits my taste and I love it

If I see something in double past tense, was it seeded or sawed?

Airport loudspeaker: FIREARMS ARE PROHIBITED, PLEASE CHECK YOUR LUGGAGE FOR ANY FIREARMS BEFORE GOING THROUGH TSA

Me, sitting at the gate and well past TSA already, having never owned a gun in my life: "Oh fuck sorry let me check"

#tsa

This is a jpeg. Literally unplayable.

Hello Little Mac of the Punch-Out!! franchise. I would like to introduce to my friend Big Mac from the Munch-Out!! franchise.

#little mac #punch out #big mac #mcdonalds

If you think about it, every randomized check in Hollow Knight rando is just a cause+effect pair between user actions and game responses. If [you pick up a charm], the game will [add that charm to your inventory]. When [you hit this lever], the game will [open this gate]. When [you touch the jellyfish egg], the game will [summon an explosion]. If you see this action & response pattern anywhere, it can probably be added to a new rando connection. Like [you walk into a door] and the game [loads a new scene], or [you touch an ascended boss] and the game [removes 2 masks from your health]. There's way too much potential here, and nobody is asking the "can vs should" question.

#hollow knight randomizer

Indeed and LinkedIn are just Tinder and Bumble for people with ties

#I love submitting an application with adequate qualifications but it never gets seen because some other paying member knows how to game the #system and lie about being the perfect candidate so the opposing party gets swamped with hundreds of applicants and never picks one

Accidentally making thinly veiled innuendos in front of my very conservative Christian parents, nobody noticed though

#don't ask why my mom was commenting on my foot size

I will tear this game down to its core and force every rando player to learn every location, every interaction, every last ounce of unique content to be extracted and rebuilt as a randomized construct

#hollow knight #hk modding #hollow knight randomizer #rando

Me: takes three months to construct a new rando connection in preparation for the HK9Y plando

Also me: builds the single largest connection yet in four days total

#I wrote 18972 lines of json in 20 minutes #This has more than twice the number of locations as Grass Rando #Like 6521 of them to be exact #Hollow Knight Randomizer #GeoRando

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Do you ever just wake up on a lazy Sunday morning and think wow, I really love my partner

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Reblogging because it's still true

#I didn't just wake up and today is neither lazy nor Sunday #But I still love them a lot and sometimes just randomly think about that

Why does something as random as hair color actually give me a better understanding of being trans, I was not expecting this. I had just gotten a haircut and all of the dyed bits were gone and I mentioned to my partner that I just didn't look like me anymore, and they replied that that's how they feel every day. And then when I got it re-dyed a few days later everything felt right again, until my grandma wrote "brunette grandson" on a Christmas card and was discovered viciously murdered the next morning

#she's not actually dead but ffs woman #nobody normally says that this was a targeted attack #but I'm actually glad to have a chance to see my trans partner's perspective

I think it's about time I fall ill. My bones call out with much fervor at every move, my muscles burn with the passion of a thousand suns, my joints' desire to bend rivals that of a steel beam, my sinuses have been teetering on the verge of a cold for at least six consecutive weeks. I just need a nappy nap grubnight.

#working a physically taxing job 6 days a week will do that to a man #and also going out in the cold and into a walk-in cooler and freezer #I ache #but at least the pay is good #ow

Of all the Tool songs I know, the one with the most boring time signature is also the one with the craziest tuning that I'm aware of.

#Some songs are in 5 #Some songs are in 9 #Some songs are in 11 #But Parabola is in DropBE tuning #Despite being in 4 #Tool please you did not need to cook this hard #Parabola #Tool

Me: only interested in vanilla, maybe one two tame kinks

Also me: checks what BDSM stands for

Oh

#Yes I would love to be tied down #Yes I would tie down a consenting partner #Yes I would take charge and control the activity #Yes I would discard any authority and submit to my partner's commands #But no none of that pain stuff I'll pass #BDSM #or I guess BD and DS but not SM

1. Make an account entirely distinct from your public or personal identities

2. You can post whatever you want, whatever strange and obscure thoughts cross your mind

3. Tell your closest friends about it because you trust them and want validation for your posts

4. Wait now you have to be careful what you post, how did this happen

5. Fuck it, post NSFW thoughts anyway

#Surely this can only end well

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