Anxiety: Shouldn't you worry?
Thomas: About what?
Anxiety:...Idk
Thomas: *has a mental break down

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Anxiety: Shouldn't you worry?
Thomas: About what?
Anxiety:...Idk
Thomas: *has a mental break down
Thomas: I would die for you.
Minho: Then perish.
Minho: Who ate all the cookies?
Thomas: Ninjas.
Minho: Well, I don't see them.
Thomas: Yeah, no one ever does.
Newt: What is the craziest thing you have ever done for money?
Minho:
Minho: Go to college.
Newt: You have no talents.
Minho: I have the talent to change bad situations to the worst scenario ever.
Newt:
Newt: Yeah. You do.
Thomas: My hands are cold.
Newt, putting his hand on Thomas': Here, alright now?
Thomas: Ugh, for some reason my dick is getting cold too.
Minho: Look, the problem at hand is bigger than a mountain of beans okay?
Thomas: Great, I'm hungry for beans now.
Thomas: Hey, since you are now a movie producer
Thomas: could you do a movie of the life of me and Newt?
Minho: I'm sorry, I don't make horror films.
Minho: What do you want for your birthday?
Thomas: A dragon.
Minho: Be realistic.
Thomas: Okay. A boyfriend.
Minho: What colour do you want your dragon?
Newt: You know we could spice things up a bit.
Thomas: Newt, you know I'm allergic to chilli.
Newt: No, I mean in the bedroom.
Thomas: Doesn't matter which room, Newt! I'm allergic to chilli.
Thomas: Teresa and me broke up.
Newt: Teresa and I.
Thomas: Wait, you broke up with Teresa too?
Thomas: Must you always attack me with words?
Minho: Do you want me to use rocks instead?
Thomas: I know we always do not see eye to eye-
Minho: That's because you are too short.
Newt: We're best friends but I would fuck you if you asked.
Thomas: What?
Newt: What?
Minho, eating popcorn in the background: He said he would fuck you if you asked!
Thomas: Hey Newt, you want this?
Newt: No.
Thomas: Okay, I'll give it to Minho.
Newt: I want it.
Newt: Just got called gay at the coffee shop down the street.
Minho: What happened?
Newt: Just got called gay at the coffee shop down the street.
Minho: I know but why?
Newt: I was making out with Thomas.
Minho: In the coffee shop down the street?
Newt: Yeah, it was in the coffee shop down the street.
Minho: You're so dramatic!
Newt: Me? You are the on who's dramatic!
Minho: [Gasps]
Minho: [Touches his heart]
Minho: [Tearing up]
Minho: You, are a [Voice cracks] terrible liar, Newt.
Minho: [Hair flips]
Minho: [Sashays away]