Tango

|| Vandermatthews is my Roman Empire || || RDR2 / TF2 / WoW / VBros / several others || “Something written, wrote with rot, watered with rain clouds.”

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The Red Scare

[kreepykutieuwu]

Gay ships from video games and other media that have fanbases full of dudebros and 16-year-old boys that would get pissy about said ships are my bread and butter

[yakowo]

crossdress heist! ✨

[yakowo]

ngl this audio fits them perfectly

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If we are to assume Mathias was with Edwin (at one point or another, look at the evidence), then this means Matty most definitely has a type.

What a helplessly gay old man who flounders seeing buff men do manly man stuff being shirtless and man and then yank em in the shadows to be selfish

[delliebre]

fun :D

sketches 🥸

paintover on Dutch. Of previous painting from Jan.

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade's life's so damn colourful

[peachyspaceslvt]

Nathanos Blightcaller

— World of Warcraft

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I forgot about my guilty stink guy, I want him back now k thx

[ultraviolentamp3]

WoW characters + post I've tagged them as

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Dutch being canonically bad in bed (with women, at least) is a fact I hold near and dear.

It’s also great cuz Molly’s the one who brings it up twice when they have arguments sometimes, and Dutch can’t actually deny it either 💀

What a man

[qqqkrolek]

a long way home

[gudrows]

Yes, its only a canvas sky Hanging over a muslin tree But it wouldn't be make-believe If you believed in me

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If you really think about it,

Dutch never got to say goodbye to anyone, and it started with his father.

If you really think about it,

Dutch could have met his father in the afterlife, with that hope still in his eyes of seeing him alive through that door one day; the eyes of a boy.

If you really think about it,

Dutch was terrified of his guilt.

If you really think about it,

Dutch was once what Hosea is idolized for. He was once kind, he was once held. He taught Hosea how to see love. Then Hosea took that love for someone else. Then Dutch was left behind again. Then they changed.

If you really think about it,

Dutch and Hosea were separated by a door. Another death Dutch could not process visibly, a death he couldn’t accept because,

If you really think about it,

Dutch was always too late.

//TNO

[synthwavecryptid]

I had a gummy to chill out because my heart has been giving me hell today, but it kinda has hands and now I’m in bed very eepy and thinking about how Dutch n hosea should make-out and frot sloppy style in a dusty back alley at stupid o clock at night

Might fix em idk

[synthwavecryptid]

Coming back to add another thot

Old girl is in his fifties, which isn’t necessarily old, just seasoned tbh, but in addition to the mileage my man has chronic pain (likely osteoarthritis of the hips and/or spine, given the way he walks) and emphysema (imo at least; at the time COPD would have been called chronic obstructive lung disease or lumped in with chronic bronchitis), so I don’t doubt there’s times where the mind is willing but the flesh is weak, if you know what I mean

All that to say I know this man is good with his hands to compensate and can probably finger bang Dutch into incoherence

Thank u for coming to my ted talk

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One AM, time to push my edging king Hosea agenda

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This is what I’ve been waiting for 📸📸

[synthwavecryptid]

mods are asleep, post tender old men

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These ones are older by like a year? Maybe? I was going through it

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I did these at 5am on my phone… I don’t know where I was but this is what happens after half a year of art block