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croaker turn on the tv any channel

HE WAS THERE HE WAS AT THE WORLD CUP.MY PRINCE

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They raised me in the Circus

Before I was a Noun

My mother was my Father

My father was a Clown

He wore a pretty Costume

And danced in purple Smoke

My father was my Mother

But only as a Joke

He taught me Shattered Mirrors

And Painting Your Grotesque

And how to Laughing With Them

At Aching In Your Chest

I cannot be a person

Just Schadenfreude Fodder

I long to be my mother's son

But I'm my Father's Daughter

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They found me in the Forest

Before I tasted Fear

My father was my Mother

My mother was a Deer

Her legs were sharp and Angled

Her teeth were long and Red

She raised me as a Hunter

To shoot her in the Head

She hates me for my Softness

She snarls at my Fur

My mother's always Taunting

That I'm half a Man as her

I feel her track my Movements

Through the crosshairs of her Gun

I should be my Father's Daughter

But I'm My Mother's Son

angelo-de-plutone

Guys I'm gonna cry, I've had this is my drafts for a whole 2 months and I need to know if this ass or not

Oh please help me all 0 of my followers

toadkitty

the song fits Annabel so well I love seeing edits of her to the song :33

#annabel lee nevermore

lunadoggojoy

bro the yearning is insane

darrx-moon

Working on a ch 162 edit asap, but here’s another twenning edit (of 161 I should have put up way earlier)

Song: White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter | Lana Del Ray

grubscouts

shapes

gummyw0rm-maxie

Og Will is hiding in the walls

shop5

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

yellow-cat

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

abruhkuhdabruh

"Jaspers and his owner" for Art Fight 2026.

https://artfight.net/attack/13599860.jaspers-and-his-owner

subjuggl8te

this is how i imagine a strife specibus working

aedynlikesgreen

Me and toadkitty made these up together on the discord:

Camille has to correct people who make assumptions about her blindness a lot.

Camille has tunnel vision blindness, which basically means her peripheral vision's gone.

People are surprise to hear she still paints. She likes using paint thickly because she likes the textures.

Camille also likes bumpy textures.

In this AU she'd probably work to be a doctor that doesn't need to see. Maybe a therapist or someone who works with disabled kids?

Camille is more insistent on doing things herself than she is in canon because of how her parents treated her.

Pudding hates Zaya but really likes Nim. She loves the smell of ozone.

Camille likes swimming in this AU because she likes the sensation.

She also likes bumpy textures.

Very cool stuff! Yall put a lot of thought into this.

durdens-mav

Our queen, Annabel Lee xx

The no-fan version below because I like her face!

galileosballs

Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!

Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!