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Whatever I am, he made me ! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me ! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged thing ! { independent albert goldman from the birdcage. }

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im sick send help;;

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❝ i-i wasn’t aware. i don’t really pay     too much attention to things like     that. ❞

    “ dear, you look as though you’re       going to some sort of incongruous       funeral. “

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I legitimately squealed when I saw your blog. It's a little embarrassing to admit this but I watch The Birdcage about once a day and quote Albert through the whole movie so I'm just so frickin' excited to see you do such an amazing portrayal of him ^_^

I AM NOT WORTHY OF THESE AFFECTIONS CRIES;;

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FIGHT ME

i dont fight dicks i suck them;;

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*sees toastxpiercer online*

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my husband;;

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fjhfjdk I MISSED YOU OMG

<3

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Jeff squinted, flapping his arms in exasperation. “Agador dressed me anyway!”

    “ you must have done something       to upset him, then. ”

            alfred gives the blouses’ sleeve a tug,             nose upturned in disgust.  

    “ no, no, dear you can’t be seen in this.       certainly not walking out of my club,       anyhow. we’ll have to get you something       else. “

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       “ d a r l i n g, those shoes with that blouse          wouldn’t even work on madonna. ”

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Impulse magazine cover shoot

Happy to finally be able to release the photos.

Model: Law Holt

For more information check out Impulse magazine website: http://www.impulsemag-online.com/?p=6720 

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the lotr fandom is hard to get into man;;

[d-rts]

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Your posts are one of the best things on my dash all morning.

you’re the best thing in my askbox all morning you butter bean you;;

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stalks u from afar because you are an amazing Albert!!

dA luvS is kILLIn uS;;

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"So what are we supposed to do for the St. Patrick's day party, since you don't drink beer?" Who was he kidding? He didn't either. He knew it made him bloat. Let alone that it was green.

    “ i don’t know— 

          green is such a fattening color on          me. do we really have to decorate           with green ?

      i suppose we could dye      some zinfandel. how about      that ? “

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i’m about to embrace my inner albert and make some edible cookie dough;;

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let’s talk about the real reason i hesitate in replies bc i have like 8 icons cries

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" i am a rare, exotic house plant. i demand love, and affection. in that order. now. "

        ╰☆╮{ คг๓คภ๔ } ╭☆╯

                            ❝Should I water you and                                      turn your soil?❞

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      oh, how he hates you,       armand. go away ! never       return !

                  jk stay he needs you.