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hello all

introduction post

hi im tobias (von berlin), von berlin is fake but tobias is fake :3

err i like half life 2, half life 1, half life mods in general, gmod, synergy, sven co-op, hldm, l4d2, portal, pretty much anything in the source engine except for like, dota

i also draw occasionally and edit videos for fun, as well as make little designs (like the eagle). i got a channel on yt n shit if you can find it you can look at it :3 i am professional stalker as well. if you follow me on tumblr i will probably look at everything about you. thats a joke, i wont, but ill want to

awesome tags are id put my dick in it, id put it in my vagina, and in reference to ____

edit 1 - i forgot that i like to code. how the hell did i forget that. im also a linux user, currently on Debian but i think i prefer arch tbh

edit 2 - swapped from debian to arch now!! debian make me go cry cry

edit 3 - not male anymore. well im still male but im not a man anymore. i also like spore i forgot to add that and im using manjaro now

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open to yap

tobias

#intro post #id put my dick in it #id put it in my vagina #tobias

what does "in orbit" mean

it means you are within range of a (usually planetary or solar) object, and travelling at a speed where, on your projected course, you wont ever actually collide with the object but will proceed to revolve around it

tboy-cock

being a trans man is just a never ending stream of "unlike you transandrobitches /i/ actually see trans men as men. which is why i treat them like men" and u look at how they treat trans men and its just misogyny

#i literally be touching u miko

ginkgocrown-old-blog

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and

uh

yeah

castielsteenwolf

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

wingscanspeak

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

zorobro

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated

wingscanspeak

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!

Its not science unless you write it down so

30secondstocalifornia

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

ohshititsmama-deactivated201812

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

iprayforangels-deactivated20220

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

prince-cake

bless you

wingscanspeak

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

trickythedino

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

#so why the fuck do i take off my shirts like a woman

yiffos-official

to the clipcel linux gamers

for the love of god go to your steam settings -> game recording and disable h.265 encoding

for some reason h265 doesnt use hardware encoding, so it is pinning your shit HARD encoding your gameplay in the background; my cpu use dropped from 60-80% on all physical cores to like 30%

this is also a problem on windows but im only telling this to the linuxmaxxers because i dont want to provide service to the high cortisol low aura microslop populus

(also for everything that is holy run steam with the -cef-disable-gpu-compositing flag, it will fix your steam overlay)

yiffos-official

six sevennnnnnn

yiffos-official

software encoding on a god like cpu is still gonna be viscerally worse than hardware encoding on a gpu made in the last 20 years please do not do this

#windows 11 chuds vs windows 10 oldmaxxers vs linux chads #lowk windows 10 is still fire this is my personal windows xp