Illustrator and Tom foolery expert

Welcome to my humblr tumblr here on the web. This is the place where you can follow my terribly scandalous exploits as a free lance douchebag. I post mostly silly tom foolery on here, as said I am an expert. follow my art tumblr, tobydrawsthings, for art stuff

[nonelikerae]

Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.

[spikespiegell]

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

[toblyawesome]

Totally got a tattoo last month and I am still in love with it

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

wrong you do this

[animentality]

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

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[uks-gifs]

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The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

[alayhwmikibo]

HEY. WHOA. HOLD UP A FOR A GODDAMN SECOND. THIS IS VITAMIN STRING QUARTET. THEY’RE A REALLY COOL GODDAMN GROUP THAT DO MOTHERFUCKIN COVERS OF ALL SORTS OF SONGS, LIKE HEY, WE GOT, SNOW BY RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS???? BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS, WHAT!? YOU WANNA FUCKING GET LUCKY, WELL GET LUCKY TO THIS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! TWIST ME UP AND CALL ME A FUCKING NOODLE THIS GROUP IS THE FUCKING SHIT ANYWAYS, HERE’S WONDERWALL

[sneeringimperialist]

Bring the child unto me

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

[thestereotypebuster]

Robots can be priest but women can’t? Okay.

[kuuhaiyu]

[prim42]

[fanboy intensifies]

[likelydestiny]

*on death bed*

doctor:  alright we have your antibiotics

doctor:  here’s your penicillin

me:  more like

penichillin

doctor:

me:

doctor:  you’re literally dying

[murdernachos]

[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

[anemptyspacefromnowon-deactivat]

@suedeberries HEHEHEHHE

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin :/

[urbanclictionary]

oh my GOD

[pyomorphic]

tonight we will eat at state violence

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

i risked my life for these pictures you nerds better appreciate them

[twelvesclockworksquirrel]

I think “Congratulations on finally getting your diagnosis” cakes need to be a thing.

[twelvesclockworksquirrel]

I bet you all thought I was joking…

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I never joke about cake.

[twelvesclockworksquirrel]

My OP is suddenly getting a shit-ton of reblogs and I’ve been sitting here all day thinking “you guise are all missing the best part!”

Like, yeah. Diagnosis cakes should be a thing. So goddamnit I made it a thing for myself. You can too.

You deserve a cake.

[toblyawesome]

I just got a not fun biopsy done and I deserve a cake! I should do this for myself @chefdecave boy-o I'm making myself a cake next chance I get!