"Your name is Eppie Howell..."

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[happieststoryintheuniverse-deac]

BABY BOY…. BABY….

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

I'm love

[panzerophid]

[yourladyindank]

Bout to send some fools to God

[keroa]

Vaya… Con dios

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

💤sleep❔😕 We 💪 dont🙈🚫have⏳time🚫 to sleep💤 We🔥🔥Always 💪on that 👭Gay🌈 Shit👬☝

[jasen221-deactivated20180424]

@tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

OKAY BUT SAME @annoyedcartoonist

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

luck be in the air tonight

[yamumsahamster]

I did not see what you saw annabellehector.

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza With Left Beef will be 9 years old this year.

[fadeintocase]

None pizza is 9 years old now.

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEME

[jasen221-deactivated20180424]

[quackercracker]

I got a Nintendo switch!!

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

me

[luciocorreias-deactivated201607]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

oh fuck me

[unlimitedgoats]

If you’re using Skype you should dump it and get Discord instead!

Pros:

Cleaner, easier to navigate interface

Free servers for more permanent group chat things (way easier to hop in and out of chats)

You can actually have different nicknames on each server if you want

Is actually well built and doesn’t make your computer yearn for death

Stuff coming down the pipeline soon according to devs:

Video chat

Linux client

Cons:

All your friends aren’t on it

But you can change that

Download it. It’s great and it’s only getting better. It’s aimed at gamers but it has nearly all the functionality of Skype and then some.

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

@diamondstark let’s try it???

[victorious]

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

me when his c*ck huge and enticing

[the-light-arrow-deactivated2016]

delete this

[right]

this video should be illegal..

[pettankoprincess]

dEAR GOD

[malicieuxlyon]

STOP

[acontributor-deactivated2020032]

I just realized I haven’t reblogged this in ages

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

I HAVENT HEARD THE AUDIO YET AND IM SCARED

[sizvideos]

What adults do at work according to kids - Full video

[brugalboobs-deactivated20231006]

Theyre not wrong

[dynastylnoire]

on point

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

Where is the lie

[biscuitsarenice]

She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

[chubphlosion-deactivated2016060]

She came for him

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

DID YOU SEE THAT HEAD NOD AT THE END???? ULTIMATE SLAY

[mememan76-deactivated20170714]

[certifiedhypocrite]

Cool as heck

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

is the vine account the original source of this animation? it’s not really clear.

[gynandromorph]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D35VDIfBF5Y i think this is the original source.

[ohnoproblems]

omg this is real good

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

@diamondstark look it’s undyne and weeb shit so basically your life you trash

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

OKAY who can explain this extremely obscure and weird sub-culture on youtube where people upload Marvel/Disney/Pixar characters dancing to Nursery Rhymes of varying audio-quality? Seriously, this stuff goes immensely deep and I have no words for it. 

LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

This first channel is just strange and kinda clickbaity 

BUT THIS SECOND ONE IS JUST GTA IV WITH CARS MODDED INTO IT WITH SPIDER-MAN SKINS? 

These channels are everywhere, and I think they are either hacked or bought channels because this one is one of the oldest channels that has the Leeroy Jenkins video on it. 

[fork-a-nature]

[avant-gardevoir-deactivated2016]

these things get more depressing when you learn what a clickfarm is.

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

THE FUCKING IPHONE NOISE

[approach]

BURNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[tobyhashtagyolobonquiquachu]

ME