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@todayinfakehistory
October 2, A Long, Long Time Ago
Max Rebo organizes a number a musicians to record a single protesting the prejudiced Mos Eisley Cantina’s policy of not allowing in Droids. The song “Not Gonna Play (Mos Eisley)” reaches the top of the charts on Tatooine.
August 30, 1963
The White House sets up the special “Hotline” between Washington and Moscow so JFK will stop tying up the White House phone talking to all those floozies.
August 29, 2009
Lieutenant Columbo dies after solving every murder case in Los Angeles.
August 27, 1908
President Lyndon B. Johnson is born, and instantly pulls out his dick, so all the doctors and nurses can see it’s giganticness.
August 20, 1908
The Indianapolis Speedway held it’s first car race, featuring two Stanley Steamers. The steam-powered race cars only went 5 miles per hour for 20 feet, causing the passengers to get out and shovel coal into the boiler. The race went on for days until the Model T Ford was invented.
August 4, 1066
William the Conqueror accidentally invents the English language in a post-invasion interview.
August 4, 1914
The United States formally proclaims it’s neutrality at the outbreak of World War I, thus defeating the whole point of the name.
August 3, 1923
Following the death of President Warren G. Harding, it takes 14 advisers and his entire family to get Vice President Calvin “Silent Cal” Coolidge to finish the Oath of Office, after only saying two words and walking away.
August 1, 1899
America’s favorite pastime is watching Pedestrians walk swiftly around Stanford White’s buildings, looking for his secret sex rooms.
July 31, 1975
Jimmy Hoffa disappears after he’s selected as a volunteer from the audience to assist The Great Gambini in a magic box trick at the Mafia-Magic showcase at Giants Stadium.
July 31, 1974
After the massive success of The Godfather Part II, unauthorized shirts pop up everywhere with the phrase “It was an abortion, Michael!” accompanied by a cartoon by Robert Crumb.
July 30, 1729
The City of Baltimore is founded by the Maryland General Assembly, and instantly regretted.
July 29, 1983
Cookie Monster’s wife files for divorce.
July 29, 1958
NASA is created as a government patronage-pit to stick all those Nazi scientists we hired after World War II.
Hey, it’s real history. Today is Fake History is one of the “Classified” ads in Issue #2 of Michael Gerber’s amazing comedy magazine The American Bystander.
You should pick up a copy today.
Also, I guess Mike and I should write some more fake history or something. Yeah, that might be good.
May 6, 1933
FDR creates the UCB as part of his New Deal.
April 21, 2015
The US Treasury notices an uptick in NYC theatre kids reporting counterfeit $10 bills with Alexander Hamilton as an old white man.