Eat Pie, Kill Demons

The names Dean. Dean Winchester.

[depressedasteriods]

Hey so

I’m sorry if I’m not that active for awhile. I currently have nowhere that I’m living, but I might be moving in with my friend in Calgary. So school and everything will be really hard but I’m figuring things out:)

[aonedirectionlovingcanadian-blog]

Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

[todays-dean-winchester]

12.31.18

Today Dean is chilling at a bar, after deciding to take the day off to celebrate New Years.

[todays-dean-winchester]

12.30.18

Today Dean killed stuff. How fun. How new.

[todays-tyrannus-baz-grimm-pitch]

Very original. Killing things.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Yes. I’m very original.

[todays-dean-winchester]

12.30.18

Today Dean killed stuff. How fun. How new.

[todays-dean-winchester]

That's... so like you. I'm really not surprised.

Nobody’s surprised.

[todays-dean-winchester]

10.25.18

Today, Dean Winchester made a Tumblr. He knows what you’re thinking. And yes, he only downloaded it in hopes that the porn ban will leave.

(( @todays-connor-murphy @todays-michael-mell @todays-evan-hansen @todays-rich-goranski @todays-chloe-valentine @todays-jason-dean @todays-jared-kleinman @ everyone else there’s too many))

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh? You seem like someone who gets me…

Greetings and salutations

[todays-dean-winchester]

Hey. I’m Dean.

[todays-jason-dean]

JD, nice to meet you. So there’s a way I can kill without actually killing people? Fascinating.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You get used to it. Actually pretty boring at times. But hey, add a good old beer and a random hot chick from a bar, and you’re good!

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh. Well I’m gay and not single so part of that isn’t appealing. But the rest of it sounds fun, actually.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Ah, makes sense. Yeah, Sammy and I get a lot of stuff done. Saved the world a couple of times, not to brag:)

But I have to give Cas credit for at least some.

[todays-jason-dean]

Who…? Sorry I don’t know those names.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Sam, my little brother. Cas is a… friend of ours.

My little angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

Your…what?

Are you dating him?

[todays-dean-winchester]

W-What?! No! I’m not- he’s not-

No. Cas and I are not dating. He’s a literal angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

…that sounds defensive. I should know.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Trust me… even if I liked Cas like that-

No. I’m not gay. I don’t like guys. Not like that.

[todays-jason-dean]

Bull. Fucking. Shit. I see right through that.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I don’t like Cas! You’re sounding like Sammy.

[todays-jason-dean]

Maybe.

And. Hear me out here.

He’s right.

[todays-dean-winchester]

No! No, he’s not!

[todays-jason-dean]

Mmhmmmmmmmm

Okay. Sure.

Fine.

Tell me.

How do I join your little

“Business”?

[todays-dean-winchester]

No. No, no, no. I’m not bringing anyone into this. Not letting anyone else get hurt. Good luck, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Listen. My life is already shit.

I’m already a target.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Kid. Listen to me. You do not want to get yourself into this. Run. Run while you still can, and don’t you dare look back, god damnit. Don’t mess up your life like this.

[todays-jason-dean]

I. Have already. Fucked up my life.

If I can use my strength for good…

Because I’ve made some mistakes…

And I don’t want to do that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You can fix your mistakes. Turn things around. Don’t get sucked into this. You can and you will lose people you care about.

[todays-jason-dean]

You really wanna know what I did?

I fucking killed 3 people because I thought they were assholes.

I’ve changed since then. But.

Goddamn it.

Just teach me.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I- wow.

No, I can’t. I can’t endanger a kids life.

[todays-jason-dean]

I’m not a kid. I’m 18. Fucking teach me. I’m done with…whatever it is I’m doing.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You know what? Fine. I’ll teach you.

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh thank god. What do I do?

[todays-dean-winchester]

If you’re going to be taught, you’re being taught my way. Watch and learn, we’re going for a ride.

In my car, you will not change the music. And don’t. Don’t even think about asking to drive my baby.

[todays-jason-dean]

Got it. What do you listen to?

[todays-dean-winchester]

Nothing but the best, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Okay first of all, if we’re gonna get along, don’t ever call me that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

What, kid? What am I supposed to call you then?

[todays-jason-dean]

JD? My fucking name??

[todays-dean-winchester]

That’s too bland. Nicknames spice things up. How about kiddo?

[todays-jason-dean]

That’s even worse. No. No way. In hell.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Well, I have to give you something for a nickname.

[todays-jason-dean]

Whatever it is, don’t make it condescending.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I won’t. Now get in. We’re going for a little ride.

[todays-jason-dean]

Where are we going…?

[todays-dean-winchester]

You want to learn how to hunt. I’m showing you how to hunt. Sammy and I have a little demon problem we’ve been dealing with. Get in.

[todays-jason-dean]

Okay… *gets in the car* what am I going to do?

[todays-dean-winchester]

You’re going to watch and learn.

[todays-dean-winchester]

10.27.18

Today Dean ate pie. Then he ate another, and had some beer. There's now a chick in his bed and he doesn't know who she is. At least she's hot.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Dude, you like pie a lot. Almost too much. Have you ever ate a carrot or something in your life...?

Nope. Pie is amazing, don't disrespect the pie.

[todays-dean-winchester]

10.25.18

Today, Dean Winchester made a Tumblr. He knows what you’re thinking. And yes, he only downloaded it in hopes that the porn ban will leave.

(( @todays-connor-murphy @todays-michael-mell @todays-evan-hansen @todays-rich-goranski @todays-chloe-valentine @todays-jason-dean @todays-jared-kleinman @ everyone else there’s too many))

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh? You seem like someone who gets me…

Greetings and salutations

[todays-dean-winchester]

Hey. I’m Dean.

[todays-jason-dean]

JD, nice to meet you. So there’s a way I can kill without actually killing people? Fascinating.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You get used to it. Actually pretty boring at times. But hey, add a good old beer and a random hot chick from a bar, and you’re good!

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh. Well I’m gay and not single so part of that isn’t appealing. But the rest of it sounds fun, actually.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Ah, makes sense. Yeah, Sammy and I get a lot of stuff done. Saved the world a couple of times, not to brag:)

But I have to give Cas credit for at least some.

[todays-jason-dean]

Who…? Sorry I don’t know those names.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Sam, my little brother. Cas is a… friend of ours.

My little angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

Your…what?

Are you dating him?

[todays-dean-winchester]

W-What?! No! I’m not- he’s not-

No. Cas and I are not dating. He’s a literal angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

…that sounds defensive. I should know.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Trust me… even if I liked Cas like that-

No. I’m not gay. I don’t like guys. Not like that.

[todays-jason-dean]

Bull. Fucking. Shit. I see right through that.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I don’t like Cas! You’re sounding like Sammy.

[todays-jason-dean]

Maybe.

And. Hear me out here.

He’s right.

[todays-dean-winchester]

No! No, he’s not!

[todays-jason-dean]

Mmhmmmmmmmm

Okay. Sure.

Fine.

Tell me.

How do I join your little

“Business”?

[todays-dean-winchester]

No. No, no, no. I’m not bringing anyone into this. Not letting anyone else get hurt. Good luck, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Listen. My life is already shit.

I’m already a target.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Kid. Listen to me. You do not want to get yourself into this. Run. Run while you still can, and don’t you dare look back, god damnit. Don’t mess up your life like this.

[todays-jason-dean]

I. Have already. Fucked up my life.

If I can use my strength for good…

Because I’ve made some mistakes…

And I don’t want to do that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You can fix your mistakes. Turn things around. Don’t get sucked into this. You can and you will lose people you care about.

[todays-jason-dean]

You really wanna know what I did?

I fucking killed 3 people because I thought they were assholes.

I’ve changed since then. But.

Goddamn it.

Just teach me.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I- wow.

No, I can’t. I can’t endanger a kids life.

[todays-jason-dean]

I’m not a kid. I’m 18. Fucking teach me. I’m done with…whatever it is I’m doing.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You know what? Fine. I’ll teach you.

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh thank god. What do I do?

[todays-dean-winchester]

If you’re going to be taught, you’re being taught my way. Watch and learn, we’re going for a ride.

In my car, you will not change the music. And don’t. Don’t even think about asking to drive my baby.

[todays-jason-dean]

Got it. What do you listen to?

[todays-dean-winchester]

Nothing but the best, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Okay first of all, if we’re gonna get along, don’t ever call me that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

What, kid? What am I supposed to call you then?

[todays-jason-dean]

JD? My fucking name??

[todays-dean-winchester]

That’s too bland. Nicknames spice things up. How about kiddo?

[todays-jason-dean]

That’s even worse. No. No way. In hell.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Well, I have to give you something for a nickname.

[todays-jason-dean]

Whatever it is, don’t make it condescending.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I won’t. Now get in. We’re going for a little ride.

[todays-jason-dean]

Where are we going…?

[todays-dean-winchester]

You want to learn how to hunt. I'm showing you how to hunt. Sammy and I have a little demon problem we've been dealing with. Get in.

[todays-dean-winchester]

10.25.18

Today, Dean Winchester made a Tumblr. He knows what you’re thinking. And yes, he only downloaded it in hopes that the porn ban will leave.

(( @todays-connor-murphy @todays-michael-mell @todays-evan-hansen @todays-rich-goranski @todays-chloe-valentine @todays-jason-dean @todays-jared-kleinman @ everyone else there’s too many))

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh? You seem like someone who gets me…

Greetings and salutations

[todays-dean-winchester]

Hey. I’m Dean.

[todays-jason-dean]

JD, nice to meet you. So there’s a way I can kill without actually killing people? Fascinating.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You get used to it. Actually pretty boring at times. But hey, add a good old beer and a random hot chick from a bar, and you’re good!

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh. Well I’m gay and not single so part of that isn’t appealing. But the rest of it sounds fun, actually.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Ah, makes sense. Yeah, Sammy and I get a lot of stuff done. Saved the world a couple of times, not to brag:)

But I have to give Cas credit for at least some.

[todays-jason-dean]

Who…? Sorry I don’t know those names.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Sam, my little brother. Cas is a… friend of ours.

My little angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

Your…what?

Are you dating him?

[todays-dean-winchester]

W-What?! No! I’m not- he’s not-

No. Cas and I are not dating. He’s a literal angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

…that sounds defensive. I should know.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Trust me… even if I liked Cas like that-

No. I’m not gay. I don’t like guys. Not like that.

[todays-jason-dean]

Bull. Fucking. Shit. I see right through that.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I don’t like Cas! You’re sounding like Sammy.

[todays-jason-dean]

Maybe.

And. Hear me out here.

He’s right.

[todays-dean-winchester]

No! No, he’s not!

[todays-jason-dean]

Mmhmmmmmmmm

Okay. Sure.

Fine.

Tell me.

How do I join your little

“Business”?

[todays-dean-winchester]

No. No, no, no. I’m not bringing anyone into this. Not letting anyone else get hurt. Good luck, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Listen. My life is already shit.

I’m already a target.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Kid. Listen to me. You do not want to get yourself into this. Run. Run while you still can, and don’t you dare look back, god damnit. Don’t mess up your life like this.

[todays-jason-dean]

I. Have already. Fucked up my life.

If I can use my strength for good…

Because I’ve made some mistakes…

And I don’t want to do that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You can fix your mistakes. Turn things around. Don’t get sucked into this. You can and you will lose people you care about.

[todays-jason-dean]

You really wanna know what I did?

I fucking killed 3 people because I thought they were assholes.

I’ve changed since then. But.

Goddamn it.

Just teach me.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I- wow.

No, I can’t. I can’t endanger a kids life.

[todays-jason-dean]

I’m not a kid. I’m 18. Fucking teach me. I’m done with…whatever it is I’m doing.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You know what? Fine. I’ll teach you.

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh thank god. What do I do?

[todays-dean-winchester]

If you’re going to be taught, you’re being taught my way. Watch and learn, we’re going for a ride.

In my car, you will not change the music. And don’t. Don’t even think about asking to drive my baby.

[todays-jason-dean]

Got it. What do you listen to?

[todays-dean-winchester]

Nothing but the best, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Okay first of all, if we’re gonna get along, don’t ever call me that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

What, kid? What am I supposed to call you then?

[todays-jason-dean]

JD? My fucking name??

[todays-dean-winchester]

That’s too bland. Nicknames spice things up. How about kiddo?

[todays-jason-dean]

That’s even worse. No. No way. In hell.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Well, I have to give you something for a nickname.

[todays-jason-dean]

Whatever it is, don’t make it condescending.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I won't. Now get in. We're going for a little ride.

[todays-dean-winchester]

10.25.18

Today, Dean Winchester made a Tumblr. He knows what you’re thinking. And yes, he only downloaded it in hopes that the porn ban will leave.

(( @todays-connor-murphy @todays-michael-mell @todays-evan-hansen @todays-rich-goranski @todays-chloe-valentine @todays-jason-dean @todays-jared-kleinman @ everyone else there’s too many))

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh? You seem like someone who gets me…

Greetings and salutations

[todays-dean-winchester]

Hey. I’m Dean.

[todays-jason-dean]

JD, nice to meet you. So there’s a way I can kill without actually killing people? Fascinating.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You get used to it. Actually pretty boring at times. But hey, add a good old beer and a random hot chick from a bar, and you’re good!

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh. Well I’m gay and not single so part of that isn’t appealing. But the rest of it sounds fun, actually.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Ah, makes sense. Yeah, Sammy and I get a lot of stuff done. Saved the world a couple of times, not to brag:)

But I have to give Cas credit for at least some.

[todays-jason-dean]

Who…? Sorry I don’t know those names.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Sam, my little brother. Cas is a… friend of ours.

My little angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

Your…what?

Are you dating him?

[todays-dean-winchester]

W-What?! No! I’m not- he’s not-

No. Cas and I are not dating. He’s a literal angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

…that sounds defensive. I should know.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Trust me… even if I liked Cas like that-

No. I’m not gay. I don’t like guys. Not like that.

[todays-jason-dean]

Bull. Fucking. Shit. I see right through that.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I don’t like Cas! You’re sounding like Sammy.

[todays-jason-dean]

Maybe.

And. Hear me out here.

He’s right.

[todays-dean-winchester]

No! No, he’s not!

[todays-jason-dean]

Mmhmmmmmmmm

Okay. Sure.

Fine.

Tell me.

How do I join your little

“Business”?

[todays-dean-winchester]

No. No, no, no. I’m not bringing anyone into this. Not letting anyone else get hurt. Good luck, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Listen. My life is already shit.

I’m already a target.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Kid. Listen to me. You do not want to get yourself into this. Run. Run while you still can, and don’t you dare look back, god damnit. Don’t mess up your life like this.

[todays-jason-dean]

I. Have already. Fucked up my life.

If I can use my strength for good…

Because I’ve made some mistakes…

And I don’t want to do that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You can fix your mistakes. Turn things around. Don’t get sucked into this. You can and you will lose people you care about.

[todays-jason-dean]

You really wanna know what I did?

I fucking killed 3 people because I thought they were assholes.

I’ve changed since then. But.

Goddamn it.

Just teach me.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I- wow.

No, I can’t. I can’t endanger a kids life.

[todays-jason-dean]

I’m not a kid. I’m 18. Fucking teach me. I’m done with…whatever it is I’m doing.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You know what? Fine. I’ll teach you.

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh thank god. What do I do?

[todays-dean-winchester]

If you’re going to be taught, you’re being taught my way. Watch and learn, we’re going for a ride.

In my car, you will not change the music. And don’t. Don’t even think about asking to drive my baby.

[todays-jason-dean]

Got it. What do you listen to?

[todays-dean-winchester]

Nothing but the best, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Okay first of all, if we’re gonna get along, don’t ever call me that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

What, kid? What am I supposed to call you then?

[todays-jason-dean]

JD? My fucking name??

[todays-dean-winchester]

That’s too bland. Nicknames spice things up. How about kiddo?

[todays-jason-dean]

That’s even worse. No. No way. In hell.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Well, I have to give you something for a nickname.

[todays-dean-winchester]

...I suppose that's true. I can't believe it hasn't become at least a fraction of what hell is like, honestly...

Yeah. I haven't been here for long, but, yeah.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I'd never thought I see the day someone like you on tumblr. Seems everyone and their grandma's joinin'. Anyways, welcome to hell, Dean.

Why thank you. Although, this doesn't seem anything like hell. Trust me.

[todays-dean-winchester]

10.25.18

Today, Dean Winchester made a Tumblr. He knows what you’re thinking. And yes, he only downloaded it in hopes that the porn ban will leave.

(( @todays-connor-murphy @todays-michael-mell @todays-evan-hansen @todays-rich-goranski @todays-chloe-valentine @todays-jason-dean @todays-jared-kleinman @ everyone else there’s too many))

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh? You seem like someone who gets me…

Greetings and salutations

[todays-dean-winchester]

Hey. I’m Dean.

[todays-jason-dean]

JD, nice to meet you. So there’s a way I can kill without actually killing people? Fascinating.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You get used to it. Actually pretty boring at times. But hey, add a good old beer and a random hot chick from a bar, and you’re good!

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh. Well I’m gay and not single so part of that isn’t appealing. But the rest of it sounds fun, actually.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Ah, makes sense. Yeah, Sammy and I get a lot of stuff done. Saved the world a couple of times, not to brag:)

But I have to give Cas credit for at least some.

[todays-jason-dean]

Who…? Sorry I don’t know those names.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Sam, my little brother. Cas is a… friend of ours.

My little angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

Your…what?

Are you dating him?

[todays-dean-winchester]

W-What?! No! I’m not- he’s not-

No. Cas and I are not dating. He’s a literal angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

…that sounds defensive. I should know.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Trust me… even if I liked Cas like that-

No. I’m not gay. I don’t like guys. Not like that.

[todays-jason-dean]

Bull. Fucking. Shit. I see right through that.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I don’t like Cas! You’re sounding like Sammy.

[todays-jason-dean]

Maybe.

And. Hear me out here.

He’s right.

[todays-sam-winchester]

I’m right.

[todays-dean-winchester]

No.

[todays-dean-winchester]

10.25.18

Today, Dean Winchester made a Tumblr. He knows what you’re thinking. And yes, he only downloaded it in hopes that the porn ban will leave.

(( @todays-connor-murphy @todays-michael-mell @todays-evan-hansen @todays-rich-goranski @todays-chloe-valentine @todays-jason-dean @todays-jared-kleinman @ everyone else there’s too many))

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh? You seem like someone who gets me…

Greetings and salutations

[todays-dean-winchester]

Hey. I’m Dean.

[todays-jason-dean]

JD, nice to meet you. So there’s a way I can kill without actually killing people? Fascinating.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You get used to it. Actually pretty boring at times. But hey, add a good old beer and a random hot chick from a bar, and you’re good!

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh. Well I’m gay and not single so part of that isn’t appealing. But the rest of it sounds fun, actually.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Ah, makes sense. Yeah, Sammy and I get a lot of stuff done. Saved the world a couple of times, not to brag:)

But I have to give Cas credit for at least some.

[todays-jason-dean]

Who…? Sorry I don’t know those names.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Sam, my little brother. Cas is a… friend of ours.

My little angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

Your…what?

Are you dating him?

[todays-dean-winchester]

W-What?! No! I’m not- he’s not-

No. Cas and I are not dating. He’s a literal angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

…that sounds defensive. I should know.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Trust me… even if I liked Cas like that-

No. I’m not gay. I don’t like guys. Not like that.

[todays-jason-dean]

Bull. Fucking. Shit. I see right through that.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I don’t like Cas! You’re sounding like Sammy.

[todays-jason-dean]

Maybe.

And. Hear me out here.

He’s right.

[todays-dean-winchester]

No! No, he’s not!

[todays-jason-dean]

Mmhmmmmmmmm

Okay. Sure.

Fine.

Tell me.

How do I join your little

“Business”?

[todays-dean-winchester]

No. No, no, no. I’m not bringing anyone into this. Not letting anyone else get hurt. Good luck, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Listen. My life is already shit.

I’m already a target.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Kid. Listen to me. You do not want to get yourself into this. Run. Run while you still can, and don’t you dare look back, god damnit. Don’t mess up your life like this.

[todays-jason-dean]

I. Have already. Fucked up my life.

If I can use my strength for good…

Because I’ve made some mistakes…

And I don’t want to do that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You can fix your mistakes. Turn things around. Don’t get sucked into this. You can and you will lose people you care about.

[todays-jason-dean]

You really wanna know what I did?

I fucking killed 3 people because I thought they were assholes.

I’ve changed since then. But.

Goddamn it.

Just teach me.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I- wow.

No, I can’t. I can’t endanger a kids life.

[todays-jason-dean]

I’m not a kid. I’m 18. Fucking teach me. I’m done with…whatever it is I’m doing.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You know what? Fine. I’ll teach you.

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh thank god. What do I do?

[todays-dean-winchester]

If you’re going to be taught, you’re being taught my way. Watch and learn, we’re going for a ride.

In my car, you will not change the music. And don’t. Don’t even think about asking to drive my baby.

[todays-jason-dean]

Got it. What do you listen to?

[todays-dean-winchester]

Nothing but the best, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Okay first of all, if we’re gonna get along, don’t ever call me that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

What, kid? What am I supposed to call you then?

[todays-jason-dean]

JD? My fucking name??

[todays-dean-winchester]

That's too bland. Nicknames spice things up. How about kiddo?

[todays-dean-winchester]

10.25.18

Today, Dean Winchester made a Tumblr. He knows what you’re thinking. And yes, he only downloaded it in hopes that the porn ban will leave.

(( @todays-connor-murphy @todays-michael-mell @todays-evan-hansen @todays-rich-goranski @todays-chloe-valentine @todays-jason-dean @todays-jared-kleinman @ everyone else there’s too many))

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh? You seem like someone who gets me…

Greetings and salutations

[todays-dean-winchester]

Hey. I’m Dean.

[todays-jason-dean]

JD, nice to meet you. So there’s a way I can kill without actually killing people? Fascinating.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You get used to it. Actually pretty boring at times. But hey, add a good old beer and a random hot chick from a bar, and you’re good!

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh. Well I’m gay and not single so part of that isn’t appealing. But the rest of it sounds fun, actually.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Ah, makes sense. Yeah, Sammy and I get a lot of stuff done. Saved the world a couple of times, not to brag:)

But I have to give Cas credit for at least some.

[todays-jason-dean]

Who…? Sorry I don’t know those names.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Sam, my little brother. Cas is a… friend of ours.

My little angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

Your…what?

Are you dating him?

[todays-dean-winchester]

W-What?! No! I’m not- he’s not-

No. Cas and I are not dating. He’s a literal angel.

[todays-jason-dean]

…that sounds defensive. I should know.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Trust me… even if I liked Cas like that-

No. I’m not gay. I don’t like guys. Not like that.

[todays-jason-dean]

Bull. Fucking. Shit. I see right through that.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I don’t like Cas! You’re sounding like Sammy.

[todays-jason-dean]

Maybe.

And. Hear me out here.

He’s right.

[todays-dean-winchester]

No! No, he’s not!

[todays-jason-dean]

Mmhmmmmmmmm

Okay. Sure.

Fine.

Tell me.

How do I join your little

“Business”?

[todays-dean-winchester]

No. No, no, no. I’m not bringing anyone into this. Not letting anyone else get hurt. Good luck, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Listen. My life is already shit.

I’m already a target.

[todays-dean-winchester]

Kid. Listen to me. You do not want to get yourself into this. Run. Run while you still can, and don’t you dare look back, god damnit. Don’t mess up your life like this.

[todays-jason-dean]

I. Have already. Fucked up my life.

If I can use my strength for good…

Because I’ve made some mistakes…

And I don’t want to do that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You can fix your mistakes. Turn things around. Don’t get sucked into this. You can and you will lose people you care about.

[todays-jason-dean]

You really wanna know what I did?

I fucking killed 3 people because I thought they were assholes.

I’ve changed since then. But.

Goddamn it.

Just teach me.

[todays-dean-winchester]

I- wow.

No, I can’t. I can’t endanger a kids life.

[todays-jason-dean]

I’m not a kid. I’m 18. Fucking teach me. I’m done with…whatever it is I’m doing.

[todays-dean-winchester]

You know what? Fine. I’ll teach you.

[todays-jason-dean]

Oh thank god. What do I do?

[todays-dean-winchester]

If you’re going to be taught, you’re being taught my way. Watch and learn, we’re going for a ride.

In my car, you will not change the music. And don’t. Don’t even think about asking to drive my baby.

[todays-jason-dean]

Got it. What do you listen to?

[todays-dean-winchester]

Nothing but the best, kid.

[todays-jason-dean]

Okay first of all, if we’re gonna get along, don’t ever call me that again.

[todays-dean-winchester]

What, kid? What am I supposed to call you then?