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@todd-palmero
@ Reese
Todd: I RESENT THAT. IT WENT OKAY.
Todd: SO UNGRATEFUL.
Reese: what happened todderick. i didn't think you'd actually do it
Todd: Told him to sort his shit out, he likes you.
Todd: We're gonna have a slumber party and I'll braid grumpy-man's hair.
@ Reese
Todd: well, that went....well, it was.
Todd: you better keep me in the will, hag.
Reese: OH MY GOD
Reese: WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT HAPPENED?
Reese: AM I SINGLE AGAIN? DID YOU MAKE ME SINGLE AGAIN?
Todd: I RESENT THAT. IT WENT OKAY.
Todd: SO UNGRATEFUL.
@ Reese
Todd: well, that went....well, it was.
Todd: you better keep me in the will, hag.
Are you finished, Dr. Todd?
I just....one last thing.
I said I had Pibbs’ poop bags and I was totally bluffing, can I have one of yours?
Okay.
Just...remember she likes you and shit, okay?
Am I fucking it up?
...No.
…so she told you this?
That and I also have two eyes and ears that....mostly work.
You two gossip about me?
Honey, I gossip about everyone.
You ain’t shit.
Dude, I’m over here giving you a cheat sheet.
I know you’re not as emotionally....unavailable as you come off. She likes you, you like her. She likes action....wait FUCK Jesus Christ not like th-.....she likes when people show her that they, like, care and stuff. Who doesn’t, honestly.
What the fuck, Dr. Phil? Of course I like her.
Dr. Todd, actually.
Okay so like, man to man on this one. Maybe....do it a little like......louder?
You wanna pull out a therapist’s chair and charge by the hour or something?
No, I don-there are....kind of tight pants. I have Pibbs’ poop bags but that’s it.
No, wait. But like, be honest with me. You like her, right?
….you saw her, like, today.
Yeah.....No! I mean like...you and her....how’s that, like, going?
Fine is four letters. There’s nothing to unpack.
....so........how’s Reese?
…fine?
Cool, cool. So, um.....let’s unpack that. Got anything on your mind?
That happens.
Let’s have a little chat-chit. So....how’s it going?
Jesus Christ.
...you’ve emerged from your cave of wonders, I see.
Ope.