sinner like me

call me todd. twenty sevenmodel. new york raised and a frequent smartass.

[mason-crawford]

#i don't even want to know what's going on in this photo

[mason-crawford]

And since when do I care about people? Or you care about people for that matter? I thought the main charm of both of us was that we are huge assholes and we give shit to people. And no, not the models are dumb at you, smartass, just Todd is dumb.

Oh, really? That’s good to know. I didn’t have that information. You could give me that info before, you know? Like ‘hey, asshole, we are dating’.

[todd-phillips-blog]

I don’t, you do. You were the one who was scared to come out, remember? You pretty much cared about what anyone said or thought about you. 

It was pretty fucking obvious, dumbass. We spend most of our time together, I basically live at your apartment. If that doesn’t scream relationship and dating then I don’t know what does.

[mason-crawford]

#i don't even want to know what's going on in this photo

[mason-crawford]

So? It says in the bible that God is forgiving. Please, tell me more about the blonde stereotype while I confuse you with big words.

But we are in a relationship now, aren’t we? Thought we were still in the vacuum of not knowing.

[todd-phillips-blog]

God may be forgiving but the majority of the people who pray to him aren’t. I threw the blonde stereotype at you and you’re throwing the models are dumb one back at me, smart move.

Last time I checked we were. We’ve been together for quite a long time, at this point you’re pretty much stuck with me.

[mason-crawford]

#i don't even want to know what's going on in this photo

[mason-crawford]

I never lie. I am a child of God, please, I am pure and saint, not to mention adorable and awesome. I think you just got myself confused with yourself. That is what I get for spending too much time with you.

[todd-phillips-blog]

Child of God? Really? You are aware that you’re currently in a relationship with another man, right? I mean, I know you’re blonde and all--so that little fact may or may not have crossed your mind.

[mason-crawford]

#i don't even want to know what's going on in this photo

[mason-crawford]

── You are so full of shit. I saved you, little bitch. Not to mention that I gave your life meaning, purpose, and I made it so much better, so stop spreading lies! Just because you are too busy focusing on my stunning appearance, it is not my fault you are stupid.

[todd-phillips-blog]

... It was hard to read all of what you said with a straight face. If anything, you’re the one who is so full of shit that you’re believing most of the lies you just spat out.

[mason-crawford]

#i don't even want to know what's going on in this photo

[mason-crawford]

… How’s it my fault? You are the stupid one! Damn, and here the blondes get the bad reputation.

[todd-phillips-blog]

'Cause everything is your fault? Even if I do something wrong, it still somehow relates back to you. You’re basically ruining my life at this point.

[mason-crawford]

#i don't even want to know what's going on in this photo

You rarely know what is going on despite. I think that is a trait of you already. I don’t even know if I should worry about it or not.

[todd-phillips-blog]

Eh, you shouldn’t. That trait only appears when it comes to you. Maybe you’re the one we should be worrying about.

[theclassymike]

[mason-crawford]

▪ ▪ ▪ todd & mason

[mason-crawford]

"I was over reacting? You asked if I was gonna yell before I said anything! You are such an asshole. I am not sure why I like you.”

[todd-phillips-blog]

"You like me because I'm an asshole. Now, get up. Go change into something less depressing and come with me."

[mason-crawford]

▪ ▪ ▪ todd & mason

[mason-crawford]

"I am calm! Honestly, after all this argument, it doesn’t truly seem you want me to go."

[todd-phillips-blog]

"Are you? cause I think you missed calm and went straight to overacting. I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want you to go, idiot. Come on, there's free booze and everything."

[mason-crawford]

▪ ▪ ▪ todd & mason

[mason-crawford]

"Then can you stop be a little cunt and just go to your party? I am sure that the paparazzis are waiting for a picture."

[todd-phillips-blog]

"Calm down, jackass. You know you can tag along right? Truth be told, I'd rather spend the night with you but since I have to go, I'd rather you come with me."

[mason-crawford]

▪ ▪ ▪ todd & mason

[mason-crawford]

"Is there a point in this conversation or we are just walking in circles now?"

[todd-phillips-blog]

"This whole conversation has consisted of us going around in the circles, it's pointless."

[mason-crawford]

▪ ▪ ▪ todd & mason

[mason-crawford]

"Alright, so I guess you don’t have nothing to do here, right? You are making it sound like I am crazy and insanely jealous when I am just telling you just go fuck a hot blonde model."

[todd-phillips-blog]

"...Is there any point trying to reason with you or are you just going to continue to be a giant tool?"

[mason-crawford]

▪ ▪ ▪ todd & mason

[mason-crawford]

"What is the whole point? That I am a jealous son of a bitch and you are an angel? Gotcha. You can go get drunk with supermodels now."

[todd-phillips-blog]

"You are a jealous son of a bitch and that isn't the point either. The point is you're making something out of nothing. What do you think I'm going to do? Cheat? I don't think we've actually defined what this relationship is for me to cheat."

[mason-crawford]

▪ ▪ ▪ todd & mason

[mason-crawford]

"Right now I am thinking the you are the most annoying human being to walk the Earth."

"Go to your party, have fun, I will not say anything. Well, better yet, I won’t think, because I am not allowed to think either."

[todd-phillips-blog]

"That's not what I meant, dumbass. You're missing the whole point."

[mason-crawford]

▪ ▪ ▪ todd & mason

[mason-crawford]

"You are saying it, not me! Todd, you basically push me to say something and now you are upset that I said? I was gonna swallow the bitter feelings, buy beer and wings.”

[todd-phillips-blog]

"I'm saying what you're clearly thinking. Hell, I'm not upset. I'm annoyed but not upset. I just know for a fact that you're going to act this way once again when I have to go another party."

[mason-crawford]

▪ ▪ ▪ todd & mason

[mason-crawford]

"Half-nakes guys who make to the top of the sexiest men list in the world. Yeah, obviously, there would never be anything there.”

"I might be new to the whole gay thing, but now I can say that I am fully aware of their attractiveness. I am pretty sure if I were to work around them and not a bunch of nerds, you would be a little unsettled too. Or maube not, who knows? You might want to get rid of me now.”

[todd-phillips-blog]

"What exactly are you expecting? That I'm going to sleep with one of them or maybe all of them. Just one giant model orgy."

"Unsettled, yes. But I trust you, something that you seem to be lacking when it comes to me--which I'm finding extremely offensive right now. I would've hoped you had a little faith in me."

[mason-crawford]

▪ ▪ ▪ todd & mason

[mason-crawford]

"What do you want me to say, Todd?"

[todd-phillips-blog]

"I don't want you to say anything. What I want is for you to stop thinking that me hanging around half-naked guy means anything."