Writer, Artist, Priss

Hi, I'm UI (He/Him)! I'm a writer and sometimes artist. No bigots, please. Writing comms open ($1 per 100 words)

[unusualindigo]

So, my general writing commission rules are as follows:

My prices are 1 US Dollar per 100 words, or 1 US Penny per word, whichever is easier for you to use as a metric.

When commissioning me, you are agreeing to a minimum word count, so if I go over that count, you will not be charged for any surplus, only what you agreed to.

I have hard limits on what I won’t write (rape, underage stuff, etc.), so please keep that in mind.

I regularly send previews and drafts for approval by clients, and try to be as flexible as possible.

I accept payment after the work is done, through Cashapp, ko-fi, or PayPal.

I have an ao3 account of the same name for examples of my writing.

UnsusualIndigo

Just a hub for my social links and to my writings on ao3.

[wheelie-sick]

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

[wheelie-sick]

I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?

and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.

[headspace-hotel]

cops r Some Guy with a Gun

do we want Some Guy with a Gun in this situation? answer is usually "NO"

[uncivilliberties]

This is legitimately useful reframing. A while ago I started replacing the word "cop" in my vocabulary with "a man with a gun." It really puts things into perspective.

This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?

My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?

There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?

It makes it very clear what you're saying. I can call a man with a gun to threaten or hurt someone mildly inconveniencing me. You're not calling the cops, you're calling A MAN WITH A GUN into a situation that does not warrant a firearm handled by a volatile lunatic who will not be held accountable for his actions.

[headspace-hotel]

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[tinkerbitch69]

[pocketaimee]

GW, I need them to reunite already. I imagine they will fight, but I need it in my soul.

[sztupy]

Landmark German ruling declares Google's AI Overviews are Google's own words and makes it liable for false answers

A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for the content of its AI search overviews. According to the court, previou

[ayeforscotland]

Let’s fucking go

[printedsoot]

@leebrontide

Let’s fucking go indeed.

[heliotropist]

Just in case you missed it, we had a big win yesterday.

"For much of the last two years, Mace has made McBride a frequent target, repeatedly invoking the Delaware Democratic congresswoman in speeches, interviews, social media posts, and legislative fights over transgender rights. Since McBride became the first out trans member of Congress in January 2025, Mace has emerged as one of the most visible anti-trans voices on Capitol Hill, championing efforts to restrict transgender people's access to bathrooms and other gendered facilities in federal buildings. Mace at one point even chased a woman she thought was McBride into a Capitol restroom, only to discover that it was a cisgender colleague.

But on Tuesday, it was McBride delivering the punchline.

"Today is a big day because today is the South Carolina Republican gubernatorial primary," McBride told the gala crowd. "And for those of you who aren't aware, my colleague and Congress's top bathroom sheriff, Nancy Mace, is on the ballot."

The audience laughed and applauded.

"And while not all of the votes have been counted yet, she is in a respectful fifth place," McBride continued. "I don't like punching down, and I believe in the politics of grace. So all I will say is happy Pride, Nancy."

The room at the Mellon Auditorium erupted with schadenfreude."

Sarah McBride gets last laugh after Nancy Mace’s devastating election loss: ‘Happy Pride, Nancy’

The Advocate was there and got video, and it's awesome.

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[animentality]

[inmyvampireempire]

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

[broken-clover]

Vega raising another stab happy weirdo is on brand. "Ci, Ci Ignacio you'll get to stab someone today but first we practice your balance." Ignacio hits Vega on the cheek during training and thinks he's going to stab him to death but Vega gets this glassy eyed expression because he's reliving that one time Chun-Li did a heel spin on that exact spot before kicking him through a wall and excuses himself for the day. "Beware women with strong thighs, they will ruin your dreams and ambitions. And also your rib cage." Ignacio has never met Chun so he's just so very weirded out. Vega is such a peacock weirdo loon that him actually dedicating time to teaching someone is somehow less believe able than Balrog and Ed. Balrog seeing how Vega trains Ignacio and saying "I'm going to call CPS on your ass". Sorry for the ramble its just. So fucking funny to think of Vega "had a period where he bragged about skinning women alive" Street Fighter going down this path.

Even though I really don't want them to retread old ground I think it would also be funny if Vega (accidentally?) addressed his trauma and mommy issues after thirty years by raising his own baby knifemurderer. I mean from what little we see the kid actually seems to admire him so I guess he isn't completely traumatized by Vega's training? Congrats you somehow both got out of this experience relatively well adjusted. We will get you psychological help even if it involves sharp objects and attempted murder. Whatever gets the job done I guess

Unfortunately you have posited an even more enjoyable concept of Vega and Balrog still loathing one another but having it now manifest in them trying to be smug about how much better they're raising their respective kids. Vega tries to be all pompous about the sentiment of giving Ignacio a better life in his villa and training him to live and fight elegantly, while Ed was raised like a hoodlum and gets dragged along to whatever seedy criminal activities his 'father' is up to, and where does he get off on corrupting a minor like that? Balrog replies that at least his kid can get punched in the face without having a nervous breakdown (and also Ed technically never did anything illegal when he was a little kid, Balrog let him wander off for the afternoon and play pinball or something while he cracked skulls for money) and Vega just throws himself across the table to try and strangle him. Just like old times...?

[unusualindigo]

Unironically I think if Adon got someone who looked at him the way he looked at Sagat it would give him a moment of clarity.

"Oh. Oh shit. This is what I looked like." Kinda deal.

I do think it's very fun that in those scenes Vega has at least one other pretty boy serving something (Vega's school for unwell stabby twinks), and also that Vega and Balrog are not his real names.

Balrog himself kinda has to have Balrog as a real name, to be fair. But that's because it was in pre-Shadoloo magazines (as seen with Ed's Almanac).

But anyways, Balrog is fine with joining back up for the money but admits Ed makes him hesitant while Vega and Bison seem to have a semi-yaoi dynamic (Vega saying if Bison is back he'll pick up his claw with a slasher smile).

Meanwhile F.A- I mean, Foo, is disappointed that Bison does remember another... Sagat.

Also props to Bison. He didn't adopt a kid like the other three. He adopted a horse.

Rocinante is the most impressive of them tbf

[javraje]

CW: ⚠️non-sexual nudity, implied cannibalism⚠️

Also some extent of blood because I stupidly combines all layers.

Here have some dark lords enjoying their favorite snacks 🍽️

If that’s not enough gore for you keep reading for more:

[broken-clover]

So Balrog has Ed as a student/adopted son-figure, and Sagat had Adon as a former student before he went off the rails. You could argue Bison's always had 'students' either in his followers or the numerous brainwashed and/or genetically experimented flesh dolls. Heck if you do consider F.A.N.G as a replacement king proper he has A.K.I. as his disciple

Is Vega going to hop on the tutor train at some point or is he just watching on aghast at how his co-workers have debased themselves by spending so much time around kids?

[broken-clover]

Alright well I guess this is really funny in hindsight. Capcom really only has one setting when it comes to these characters I guess

[hannahhook7744]

House Republican leadership has begun discussions about getting a marquee kids' digital package from the Energy and Commerce Committee to th

[pinkyprincessnom]

Gag out of disgust

[hannahhook7744]

Great.

I fucking hate it here.

Scoop: White House, Hill relaunch effort to block state AI laws

The White House is negotiating a federal preemption of state AI laws in exchange for supporting the Hill's tech policy priorities.

> "Senator Blackburn is spearheading the negotiation with the White House to finalize legislative text of an AI preemption package that includes protections for kids, creators, and communities through the Senate version of KOSA, the NO FAKES Act, and age verification requirements", a spokesperson said.

Call/fax/write/email your representatives and spread awareness.

They care more about stopping states from destroying the fucking environment than the privacy and safety of children and everyone else who uses the Internet.

Because spoiler alert, the 'protections' are just them forcing age verification and censoring shit they don't like!

[pinkyprincessnom]

Man

@d0esery @youtube-privacy-union

[d0esery]

⭐️🇺🇸US CITIZENS CONTACT YOUR REPS! SIGN PETITIONS AND PROTESTS!🇺🇸⭐️

(Thank you, @pinkyprincessnom , for the news :) 💕🙏)

[the-vampire-fish-queen]

To everyone who lives in the UK and Canada, Your Governments are planning to bring in under 16 bans and ID checks for the internet within days!

Keir Starmer poised to announce social media ban for under-16s

As ministers claim he has entered his ‘legacy era’, the prime minister is pushing for a major policy win before the Makerfield by-election o

Ottawa planning social media ban for children under 16

Platforms that meet new safety standards could be exempt from the ban, source says

Here a link to contact your MPs!

Information on how to contact your local MP

Contact a Member of Parliament or contact us - House of Commons of Canada

[porterdavis]

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

#'I am not consenting to having my body or belongings searched'#'I am invoking my right to a lawyer'#AND 'I am invoking my right to silence.'#If you're American and the police take you alive MEMORIZE ALL OF THESE

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.