can u imagine mage discourse on tumblr, like
“mages who only know one spell are fake!!” “healer privilege is real” “uwu don’t call yourself a fire mage if you use ice too uwu” “mages who still have the robe aesthetic are valid!!!”
“Dont follow if you practice necromancy” “OP is summonerphobic :/”
“Wow, you’re a shapeshifter??? So, are you like, a furry?”
“Staves are for squares, throw a fireball with your bare hands like a real mage.”
“Remember to check your mana before casting spells and drink some water after you use fire spells for long periods! Stretch your wrists and shoulders regularly!”
“Aren’t all mages technically rift mages since you all use the Fade?”
“I can’t be mage-phobic, I have a friend who’s a mage!”
“Oh my gosh, you’re a MAGE? But you totally don’t look like one!”
“I once got anon hate and I think it was from a blood mage so my hatred is totally justified.”
“Fire or ice? Excuse you, that’s spirit mage exclusionist!”
“You’re a necromancer? Oh, sweetheart, who hurt you???”
“i hate when warriors tell me to just magic an enemy away. like okay why dont you just fuckin sword it away then karen?”
“Don’t follow if you use bloodmagic.”
“Lightning mage appreciation week!”
“Call out post: This person insulted battlemages!”
“You can’t be a mage and a warrior! Knight Enchanters are not REAL mages!”
“Saftey first! Always put your hair up if you are casting fire spells on a windy day!”
ALL 👏 TEMPLARS 👏 ARE 👏 BLOOD 💉 MAGES
WAKE UP CIRCLES
“Don’t talk to me if you get your magic from a higher power. I worked for years to make that tiny cat who sits on my shoulder. ”
“Umm new blogger here, do artificers still count as mages?”
“Why do the druids and the nature clerics always fight? Aren’t they kinda like, the same thing?”
“Sorcerers think their so cool because they are born with their powers. Well at least my mom didn’t fuck a dragon and I can cast burning hands without worrying about exploding.”
“The people who romanticize necromancy in the media really need to stop. I was raised by a necromancer and it was a real struggle.”
“DRUIDS 👏 AND 👏 NATURE 👏CLERICS 👏 AREN’T 👏THE 👏SAME 👏 THING 👏”
“Do clerics ever feel used by their gods?”
“Why are all warlocks so creepy?
That is stereotyping please stop.”
“I’m not a mage but a fireball’s a fireball.”
