Todd alquist @toddiequist - Tumblr Blog

HEY ! I'm a 23 year old dude named TODD ALQUIST ! i use he / him, im intersex/tmasc/aroace, i have autism and NPD, and I am SO SANE. If you don't know me from my uncle jack, now you do !

sweetlambeyed

listen. To me. I am the owner of the one and only 24k gold lajesse. Me. Me alone

lalo-salamanca-official

Here you go.

toddiequist

how-??

i just got submissive and vanilla.

toddiequist

Todd, how old are you? I might have a task for you-

- @sleazebag-comedy-lawyer

uhh... 23. why..?

sleazebag-comedy-lawyer

Perfect. I'll pay you like $500 if you go to the offices of the law firm Hamlin, Hamlin & Mcgill, tell the receptionist you need to speak with howard hamlin, then go in there and pretend you're his long lost illegitimate son, preferably in front of as many people as possible.

toddiequist

oh jesus. I've heard of that business, isn't it like- the biggest law firm in Albuquerque?? i dont even LOOK like him!

i guess i'll do it. 500 is 500......

sleazebag-comedy-lawyer

Amazing. I'll give you another 200 on top of that if you can make yourself cry, try to hug him and call him dad in front of a client.

urban-mutt

you better make someone record it too, lmao

toddiequist

oh god.

if i ask someone to record, wont it make it obvious?

toddiequist

Todd, how old are you? I might have a task for you-

- @sleazebag-comedy-lawyer

uhh... 23. why..?

sleazebag-comedy-lawyer

Perfect. I'll pay you like $500 if you go to the offices of the law firm Hamlin, Hamlin & Mcgill, tell the receptionist you need to speak with howard hamlin, then go in there and pretend you're his long lost illegitimate son, preferably in front of as many people as possible.

toddiequist

oh jesus. I've heard of that business, isn't it like- the biggest law firm in Albuquerque?? i dont even LOOK like him!

i guess i'll do it. 500 is 500......

Todd, how old are you? I might have a task for you-

- @sleazebag-comedy-lawyer

uhh... 23. why..?

I just wanna say thank you for not posting anything incriminating. You're my favourite now.

- @sleazebag-comedy-lawyer

i- are there people on here posting incriminating things??

cuddles up at your feet???? uhmmmm gets so cozy??????????

-- @jessepupman

idk what to say to this one..... um.... pets you on the head??

...... Awoooooooooooooo

-- @jessepupman

...rawr ?

todd should i eat an actual meal tonight or should i drink SIX MONSTERS and eat ONE APPLE

i mean probably a meal but realistically i would choose.... the monster.

lospollos-hermanos

Hello. I am Gustavo Alverou Fring. I am 39 years old, I am transmasculine and bisexual, and I unfortunally have Autism. If you do not know me as the owner of Los Pollos Hermanos, you know me on a much more... Criminal matter.

who do you like more: lydia or jesse

hmm uhm um um (whimper) i mean if anyone asked me id probably say lydia..?? but like i feel liek i like them the same......