GUSTAVO FRING.

39. he / him , bisexual , tmasc

[lospollos-hermanos]

Hello. I am Gustavo Alverou Fring. I am 39 years old, I am transmasculine and bisexual, and I unfortunally have Autism. If you do not know me as the owner of Los Pollos Hermanos, you know me on a much more... Criminal matter.

[lospollos-hermanos]

Hey I just wanted to say welcome to tumblr and if you're planning anything against the salamanca family and need a lawyer who can defend you and look the other way, gimme a call... they've been bothering me lately...

- @sleazebag-comedy-lawyer

Thank you for the welcome ! one of my colleages decided to show me how to make a tumblr account. (thank you, Lyle.)

And— hm... i might have to take your offer.

[lospollos-hermanos]

gayass (dont jump me i kiss girl s)

eh— how do you know about him— i mean—

I am not gay.

[lospollos-hermanos]

i was going to ask you something else but your ask button saying what it does is so genuinely threatening to me like i think i peed a lil

There is no need to be threatened by my demeanor— I can assure you, I am very sociable.

And please do not wet your pants.

[toddiequist]

HEY ! I'm a 23 year old dude named TODD ALQUIST ! i use he / him, im intersex/tmasc/aroace, i have autism and NPD, and I am SO SANE. If you don't know me from my uncle jack, now you do !