The Haunted Mansion Sentence Meme
“Every home we look at, you find something to pick at.”
“Would you like a divorce? ‘Cause I’ll bring you.”
“Your husband told me to tell you he loves you very much but sometimes he loses track of time.”
“It’s time I teach you how to kill a spider the right way.”
“What I’m trying to say is you should never be afraid. People know, they use that against you.”
“The master usually does not like visitors.”
“You got to be more patient.”
“Some people have pools. Some people have private cemetaries.”
“My grandfather spared no expense when he built this mansion.”
“This house is my inheritance. My birthright.”
“Do you believe in ghosts?”
“I’m afraid there will be no leaving the mansion tonight.”
“The only thing you seem to care about anymore is work.”
“You don’t believe in ghosts?”
“This house, it’s been in your family for generations. It’s your home. Why do you want to sell it?”
“These walls are filled with so many memories. Some of them painful.”
“Although it might be a bit worn and faded from its original grandeur, this home was once filled with so many things. So much life.”
“Hers is the story that haunts these walls.”
“Trespassers don’t get cookies!”
“If I had to listen to another word from that insufferable fool, I think I would have burst.”
“Is it really too much to ask for a little cooperation? A little order?”
“The final arrangements have been made.”
“I just had myself a little freak show back there.”
“Goblins and ghoulies from last Halloween, awaken the spirits with your tambourine.”
“I am seer of all, voice to the spirits.”
“There is great evil in this house. A devil’s curse. It seeks to destroy you.”
“Why would something seek to destroy me?”
“Dark spirits from the grave, come forth. Lift us from the black and show us. Show us the way back.”
“Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits!”
“Evil and darkness have fallen this night, but now to survive you must gain new sight.”
“Only the light will lead the way.”
“You can’t help the dead, honey. They’re beyond help.”
“We have to help them break the curse.”
“She was in love with the heir to the mansion and he loved her more than life itself.”
“Without hope, without love, without her, he hung himself.”
“His soul wanders these halls, waiting for her to return.”
“If you listen carefully, you can still hear the beating of his broken heart.”
“Do not be deceived. All things are not as they appear.”
“For the curse to be lifted, the truth must be known.”
“When they died, they couldn’t find the light.”
“This was to have been her wedding dress.”
“To love someone so much and then lose them so suddenly, I can’t imagine how awful that must be.”
“If you truly love someone they never leave you. They remain in your heart forever.”
“I studied Latin for three years. You thought it was dumb, remember?”
“Beware all who enter. Here lies the passage to the dead.”
“It’s okay to get scared. Everybody gets scared nod and then. You just can’t let it stop you.”
“Find the thing that must be read lest your heart be filled with dread.”
“She didn’t kill herself. She wanted to be with him.”
“I must say, I’m impressed. You are more persistent than I would have ever imagined.”
“The butler did it? You got to be kidding me.”
“He had everything in the world and yet he was willing to throw it all away for love.”
“Running away with that girl would have destroyed this house. It would have destroyed everything.”
“Life, I’m afraid, is such a delicate state.”
“The house has waited so long to have its shroud of darkness lifted.”
“Do you believe that love is about second chances? About forgiveness?”
“Now you’ve returned to me and at long last, we can be together.”
“You were my world, my life! And I have loved you in death as I did in life.”
“Search your heart. I am your one true love.”
“He’s expecting you. He’s always been expecting you.”
“You don’t really think I’m going through with this madness?”
“There are worse things than purgatory, I can assure you.”
“The only true failure is when you stop trying.”
“I have waited so long for this moment and now only Heaven awaits.”
“Angels in Heaven, together at last.”
“Love endures all, no reason, no rhyme. It lasts forever and forever all time.”
“Be sure to bring your death certificates.”
“If you decide to join us, make your final arrangements now.”
“We’ve been dying to have you.”
