Started writing some actual honest long form fanfic and realized a few hours in that Lucanis is not going to be awake at any point in this one either.
The author's barely disguised fetish for Getting That Boy An Uninterrupted Eight Hours.
It's that hand-grasping meme but with three arms representing Rook, Spite, and Fanfic Writers and they're clasped with the label of Making Sure The Short King Gets Enough Sleep.
The funniest part is that this particular fic isn't even really about Lucanis, it's just me sorting out some Caterina and Illario brainrot.
But I still put in a tiny sweet scene with Spite that only serves to establish that while all this is going on
LUCANIS 👏 IS 👏 SLEEPING 👏 DAMMIT.
