Every Mess Begins With Me

[221parksanddestiel]

GoT and Marvel fandoms the last week of April

[loviely]

going to bed before midnight > staying up for 2019

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[tokeepyouoffmyminddd]

“…the months that followed were nothing but a blur of parties, boys, and sleepless nights spent lying awake imagining what I would do if I ever saw him again…”

— excerpt from a book I’ll never write

[make--it--gayer]

[arahir]

tumblr’s new mod team is here

[taebaelee]

@staff

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[gerogeweasley]

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

[kaijuno]

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

[dreams-squared]

what are we gonna do now boss?

[kaijuno]

Absolute anarchy

[amongthespaghetti]

it’s off the google play store as well lmao

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

nobody gets in. nobody gets out

[sunsetico-deactivated20250705]

“if you ever think about me, let me know and i’ll live off of that thought forever.”

— that’s really all i need.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.

[radiantquotes]

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I’ve learned that no matter how much you care, some people just don’t care back. And it’s not the end of the world. Wish them well and move on with your life.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Freshmen college housing is so chaotic because it’s really the only situation I can think of where a person who gives so little shit about anyone else that they’d have sex with someone while someone else is trying to sleep five feet away, and a person who is so painfully shy that’d they wouldn’t be able to even speak up about it so they’d just let it happen

Could end up roommates.

And then they both just live like that for a year

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Rent is 12,000 dollars

[linxmanuel-deactivated20180608]

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS LITTLE GIRL IS OH MY GOD

[bluecoolkind]

THE LITTLEST LOTTE