Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

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One Nice Bug Per Day
Claire Keane
cherry valley forever
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if i look back, i am lost
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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will byers stan first human second

@theartofmadeline

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
styofa doing anything
Not today Justin
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Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.
When I say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth
Thanos: Creative Problem Solver
This is a surprisingly solid plan.
Get that man a promotion
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Ahegao
Types of Vampires
me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic
the gam gramps!!!!!
Shared house traits
Gryffindor & Hufflepuff -sweet summer child -close, intimate, heartbreak mending hugs -giggles “that’s what she said” -likelihood you’ll fall in love with them +9999999% -probably still owns a stuffed toy
Ravenclaw & Slytherin -already wrote an encyclopedia on all the ways they’re better than you -judging you not-so-silently -“my words are both poison and exilir. tempt me, if you dare.” -intimidating at first bUT THEYRE ACTUAL CINNAMON ROLLS -“aw you didn’t have to do that!-…what do you want?” -too many trust issues, someone just HUG THEM
Gryffindor & Ravenclaw -already stalked you on all your social media accounts -board games. video games. gaaames. -always has a mess. somehow knows where everything is. -BUSY. friends, hobbies, school/work, internet til 2am, busy. -PUNS
Slytherin & Hufflepuff -knows who they will search for first during the apocalypse -“i trust you with my life. don’t let me down” -literally gives the best first impressions -it’s actually a little scary how much they could be hiding -work, work, work, workwork
Hufflepuff & Ravenclaw -“god you’re so fucking weird and i love it” -that friend who never yells at anyone until they do and everyone is terrified -my otp is better than yours -“rules were not made to be broken unless i say so” -happier when all is peaceful and quiet
Gryffindor & Slytherin -“NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN YOU CALM DOWN” -that friend that shares all the hot selfies they find. (bless them) -has never made a good decision after 2am -*loses something* *blames it on you* *finds it 2min later with their stuff* -selfie game too strong
Deadpool: Too Soon? Infinite Comic #2
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Today starts my week of puppy sitting.....wish me luck, she's a lil devil Lol....#Nutmeg....
Since everyone else is posting their starters I figured what the hell....that nickname though...#pokemongo
BEST PIC OF THE DAY!!! #Leeloo complete with #multipass Lol #fifthelement (at FLORIDA SUPERCON)
BEST PIC OF THE DAY!!! #floridasupercon #rickandmorty (at FLORIDA SUPERCON)
Badge got me feeling like a celebrity.....WHAT LINE? lol
Finally finished this book.....it's been MONTHS!...let's see if I can at least start the next one before another entire year passes lol....anyways its a great start to what I'm sure will be an amazing series....#TheLostHero...