For all time. Always.

✯ Celeste. 34. Mostly reblogging Lokius, Ineffable Husbands, Blackbonnet, and Kenny Omega. Golden Lovers stan. Mobius M. Mobius simp. ✯

[three-dee-ess]

I'm shaking

[greelin]

people when trauma victims act traumatized especially in a way that is unpalatable to them because it involves lashing out and unpredictable moods and having boundary issues rather than just being demure, sad, and consumable

[foxes-in-love]

[wuntrum]

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

[karlovycross]

♡

[responsibilitychan]

btw u dont have anger issues, its everybody around u thats making u angry thats the problem and u should eliminate them

[beartnie]

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

[thesexiestselkie]

Am I high is this a real post I'm seeing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they're very obviously gay tho like there's no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

[transwolvie]

Okay but they're not even right about that. Elmo doesn't live alone!! He has parents!!!

[sitcomwatcher]

SICK AND TIRED OF THE FAKE FANS ON THIS WEBSITE

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[polarhorror]

[pansyfemme]

was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

[portiaadams]

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

[kelssiel]

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

[iamfuckingweeping]

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

[capesandshapes]

As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

[carbonscales]

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[godcon]

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[suigintou]

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either