coffee addict

17 aro ace probably super inactive

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

it sure has been a while huh 💀

anyways please disregard any post made before this one, i was a very very immature band kid 3 years ago, gonna keep them up tho as i like looking back at my past self from time to time and remembering all the good and bad

I'm 17 now, in college doing IT, recently got into WH40K and got myself a World Eaters Combat Patrol box. i also like playing Fighting Games. Strive, SF6 and UNI2 are the ones I play most.

also im aromantic asexual now ermmm woke 😢😢😢😢😢

not like anyone is gonna read this anyway since i only have 5 followers and they're all probably inactive but yeah life update and i remembered i had a tumblr

[themonsterblogofmonsters]

Cirein Cròin

A vast magical creature found in the waters off the coast of Scotland, these creatures are known to occasionally rise up and devour merpeople, whales, sharks and anything else they can fit into their mouths. Interestingly, these huge creatures make strong use of illusions in their hunting techniques, luring people, Mer and whales alike close by presenting an illusion of a creature they do want to hunt - a shoal of fish, most usually - over a small part of their body. As soon as the creature draws near enough, however the Cirein Cròin strikes, and there is very rarely anything left to even report their loss.

For a long time it was speculated that the Loch Ness Monster was, in fact, a  Cirein Cròin that was trapped in the loch when immature and, as an adult, using its illusion in an attempt to draw people close enough to eat them. This was largely disbelieved anyway, due to the fact that the many muggles trawling the loch so rarely sighted it and were not dragged off into the depths, but the idea has since evolved, and it is a common joke amongst Scottish wixes that any monster in a loch is actually a trapped Cirein Cròin.

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(Read about the Cirein Cròin Here. I hate that I have to include this but PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THE IMAGE SOURCE OR MY CAPTION.) 

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

isn't that the sea dragon leviathan from subnautica

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

hi

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“Colon had always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for God, country and apple pie, or whatever particular delicacy their mother made. It had never occurred to him that they might do it because they’d get yelled at if they didn’t”

— Night Watch by Terry Pratchett

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

is colon a name or the organ?...

[pukicho]

The most insane thing happened to me today

[127mp4-deactivated20230711]

what happened?

[pukicho]

Please respect my privacy

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

no *starts collecting your toilet water*

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

how use tumblr

[pukicho]

You’re no ‘winner winner’ and this is no ‘chicken dinner’ - out of my court, you’re going to prison for 25 years

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

but i'm hungry

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

I am very knowledgeable in being stupid

[itsapmseymour]

“As a dutiful knight should”

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

Ok so I have like this round piece of metal at the aide of the shower always

Like it servers no purpose, it's been there since like 2015 and like my parents just don't bother to throw it away and like it's just a permanent fixture there now???? Like I just saw it and remembered like it was from lime a flask or something and it's like I don't know what to do with this information??? Should I get rid of it?? Does it stay??? Like a whole community of bacteria probably lives there and I'll just kill all of them if I throw it away but then again it's really filthy?????

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

cumblr teehee haha cum get it guys??? Cum??? Why aren't you guys laughing??????

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

Wario Gaming

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

@pukicho i made something you might be interested in

[pukicho]

I’m ALIVE

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

no you're not

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

im just saying if i were to land on this planet a few short millennia from now & attempt to decode humanity based solely on archaeological remains i would absolutely assume, from sheer overuse as a motif, that roses were edible & played a significant role in human diet & cuisine. a staple crop, presumably

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

You're saying you don't deepthroat roses?

[awesomenesssauceus]

Now i’m not saying i don’t but D E L E T E  T H I S

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

I formally disagree

[awesomenesssauceus]

I informally disagree with this set of reblogs.

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

I will grind your teeth with a rusty cheese grater

[awesomenesssauceus]

I will put maggots in your eyes and use your spine as a whip AND use your nose as a whistle.

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

I am going to fist fuck your asshole with a handful of 16D nails without a kiss beforehand

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

gjasdasahklahlahlsfasasddasasfhklashkl

insprational guy or something

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

im just saying if i were to land on this planet a few short millennia from now & attempt to decode humanity based solely on archaeological remains i would absolutely assume, from sheer overuse as a motif, that roses were edible & played a significant role in human diet & cuisine. a staple crop, presumably

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

You're saying you don't deepthroat roses?

[awesomenesssauceus]

Now i’m not saying i don’t but D E L E T E  T H I S

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

I formally disagree

[awesomenesssauceus]

I informally disagree with this set of reblogs.

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

I will grind your teeth with a rusty cheese grater

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

im just saying if i were to land on this planet a few short millennia from now & attempt to decode humanity based solely on archaeological remains i would absolutely assume, from sheer overuse as a motif, that roses were edible & played a significant role in human diet & cuisine. a staple crop, presumably

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

You're saying you don't deepthroat roses?

[awesomenesssauceus]

Now i’m not saying i don’t but D E L E T E  T H I S

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

I formally decline