*: ･ﾟ✧ sherlock starters ( season one episode one.)
“ you just wrote ‘still has trust issues.’”
“ it’s going to take you a while to adjust to civilian life.”
“ nothing happens to me.”
“ is there any chance that these are murders?”
“ is this the work of a serial killer?”
“ we are all as safe as we want to be.”
“ you’re making us look like idiots.”
“ come on, who’d want me for a flatmate?”
“ you’re wearing lipstick. you weren’t wearing lipstick before.”
“ sorry, you were saying?”
“ i was wondering if you’d like to have coffee?”
“ bit different from my day.”
“ can i borrow your phone? there’s no signal on mine.”
“ what happened to the lipstick?”
“ really? i thought it was a big improvement.”
“ your mouth is too small now.”
“ how do you feel about the ___?”
“ sometimes i don’t talk for days on end.”
“ would that bother you?”
“ potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.”
“ who said anything about flatmates?”
“ we ought to be able to afford it.”
“ we’ve only just met and we’re going to go and look at a flat?”
“ we don’t know a thing about each other.”
“ i don’t know where we’re meeting.”
“ i don’t even know your name.”
“ well, this could be very nice. very nice, indeed. soon as we get this rubbish cleaned up.”
“ well, obviously i can straighten things up a bit.”
“ friend of mine. when i say ‘friend…’”
“ what do you think, then?”
“ oh, ___! the mess you’ve made!”
“ i looked you up on the internet last night.”
“ what’s new about this one?”
“ you wouldn’t have come to me otherwise.”
“ you know how they never leave notes? this one did.”
“ brilliant! yes! four serial suicides and now a note. oh, it’s christmas!”
“ i’m your landlady/lord, dear, not your housekeeper.”
“ have a cup of tea, make yourself at home.”
“ but you’re more the sitting-down type. i can tell.”
“ just this once, dear, i’m not your housekeeper.”
“ want to see some more?”
“ no point sitting at home when there’s finally something fun going on!”
“ look at you, all happy. it’s not decent.”
“ who cares about decent? the game is on!”
“ ok, you’ve got questions.”
“ who are you? what do you do?”
“ only one in the world. i invented the job.”
“ there you go, you were right.”
“ i was right? right about what?”
“ it was extraordinary. quite extraordinary.”
“ that’s not what people normally say.”
“ what do people normally say?”
“ did i get anything wrong?”
“ spot on then. i didn’t expect to be right about everything.”
“ what exactly am i supposed to be doing here?”
“ your deodorant told me that.”
“ i didn’t say anything.”
“ you were thinking. it’s annoying.”
“ yes, thank you for your input.”
“ i’m breaking every rule letting you in here.”
“ yes, because you need me.”
“ fun? there’s a wo/man lying dead.”
“ dear god, what’s it like in your funny little brains? must be so boring.”
“ do you know you do that out loud?”
