Hi

Hi

[11thfempachi]

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

[charl0ttan]

they always stop the blood pressure cuff right before it gets to the good part

[dogmouthhorse]

obsessed w this sign at the hospital

[dogmouthhorse]

💡Think !

could it be SEPSIS

[factbot]

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[skopostheorie]

This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

[ziprasidones]

theres nothing "common" about the loon. to me.

[neenarchive]

why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

[beadyeyes]

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

IDGAF who shot JFK #MoveOn

[sacred-portal]

[stepheavy10000]

i tried to eat a big 0ancake and it got stuck in my neck and i was chocking really bad but a handsome prince did the himlick manuver and saved me no thanks to any of U

[only-tiktoks]

[blattaro-moved]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

The host was having a late-night barbecue with friends, which woke up the pet yak at home. The yak was throwing a little tantrum without actually attacking. The host: "I promise we won't disturb you like this again."

[euclyptodis]

[mysillycomics]

[111111111yeah]

a thursdayhead like me couldn't care less about the weekend