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i wish i could’ve known my mother before the world hurt her
“Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You, Baby” - Cigarettes After Sex
first day of school
teacher: tell us abt urself me: my name is sasuke uchiha i hate a lot of things and i don’t particularly like anything what i have is not a dream because i will make it a reality im going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone
CHRISTMAS STARTERS
( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )
❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜ ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜ ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜
Send me 💬 and my muse will describe yours in three words.
The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It’s about what you’re made of, not the circumstances.
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Reblog if it's okay to send you lots of memes even if we have threads already.
Adaptable / out of context angst starters.
Feel free to add to the sentences. Parts in brackets show optional additions you could make.
❝ No! ❞
❝ I can’t do this. ❞
❝ I don’t even want to look at you right now! ❞
❝ (you’re) Pathetic. ❞
❝ I hate you! ❞
❝ I’ve always hated you! ❞
❝ I can’t live like this. ❞
❝ I can’t believe you’d do this! ❞
❝ I just want to go home. ❞
❝ Who said I wanted to exist? ❞
❝ Don’t touch me! ❞
❝ Stay away! ❞
❝ Fuck (off/you/them/it)! ❞
❝ You lied to me? ❞
❝ I’m sorry. ❞
❝ I didn’t mean to upset you. ❞
❝ You can’t go back. ❞
❝ I’m not leaving (you like this). ❞
❝ I’m bleeding. ❞
❝ I’m monster. ❞
❝ I didn’t mean to! (I still love you.) ❞
❝ Don’t (touch/look at) me. ❞
❝ You disgust me. ❞
❝ Just go! ❞
❝ Who would want to be around me? ❞
❝ They’re dead… ❞
❝ You’re dying! ❞
❝ I’m fine. ❞
❝ I need to get you help! ❞
❝ It’ll (all work out/be okay). ❞
❝ I need an ambulance (right now). ❞
❝ How could you do this (to me)? ❞
❝ Don’t hurt me. ❞
❝ I wish you never existed! ❞
❝ We’re not going to make it! ❞
❝ Stop acting like we’re going to get out of this. ❞
❝ You’re so (pessimistic/optimistic). It needs to stop. ❞
❝ We can’t stop this. ❞
❝ Goodbye. ❞
theres no fucking snow outside
Reading fanfiction like
This post is too damn accurate.
Where’s the smut?
THERE
Then she’d scream, in his face, tell him to leave, leave this place ‘cause she’s a Super girl, and Super girls don’t cry.
THE ULTIMATE HOLIDAY THEMED ASK MEME {part of: ❄ twenty-five days of elle}
SEND ME A SYMBOL
▲: One of our muses tries to catch snowflakes on their tongue. ☾: Your muse asks for help decorating a gingerbread house. ♪: One of our muses inviting the other for a Christmas duet. ♦: Our muses wrap presents together. ☃: Our muses build a snowman together. ✈: Our muses travel somewhere for the holidays. ✎: My muse’s Christmas card to yours. ✘: My muse runs into your muse while trying to buy them a Christmas present. ✆: My muse calls your muse while drunk on eggnog. ツ: Our muses go caroling. ✿: My muse gives your muse a Christmas present. ø: Our muses cuddle by the fireplace with hot cocoa. ✌: Our muses argue over which Christmas movie to watch. ♡: Our muses kiss under a mistletoe. ♛: Our muses kiss at midnight on New Year’s. ➸: Our muses decorate their house together. ♘: Our muses put up a Christmas tree and decorate it. ✰: My muse invites your muse to dance to Christmas songs. ☼: Our muses volunteer to help out for the holidays. ∞: Our muses go tree shopping. ❖: Our muses go ice skating together. ☁: Our muses go sledding. ✉: Your muse hits mine with a snowball in order to start a snowball fight. ϟ: Our muses bake Christmas cookies together. ↺: Our muses doing something holiday-themed with their kid(s).
SENTENCES
“Look! It’s snowing!” “Do we really have to leave cookies for Santa?” “Santa’s not real! There, I said it!” “Where do we hang the stockings if we don’t have a fireplace?” “You really don’t have to get me anything this year.” “Do we really have to go to your parents’ house for Christmas?” “Let’s just sit in our pajamas and watch Christmas movies all day.” “You’re gonna become huge if you keep eating all of Santa’s cookies.” “Oh, put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it.” “This is the best Christmas I’ve ever had.” “This is the worst Christmas ever.” “Is that mistletoe?” “You look cold. Here, take my scarf.” “I’m just not a fan of the holidays.” “You’ve had the Christmas radio on non-stop for five hours.”
TEXT MESSAGES
[text]: I just accidentally told our son/daughter that Santa isn’t real. [text]: The Christmas tree is on fire. [text]: So cold. Need cuddles. [text]: Christmas is a time to be honest, so this is it — I’m in love with you. [text]: I may or may not have eaten the entire gingerbread house we made two days ago. [text]: I just saw two people dressed as Santa fist fighting in a mall. Christmas is ruined! [text]: I’m may or may not be wearing mistletoe underwear. Wanna find out for sure? [text]: I made an oopsie and let’s just say we have over 500 candy canes in our apartment right now. [text]: I can’t believe I have to spend Christmas Eve in a hospital. [text]: So what if I made out with a guy dressed as Santa Claus?! I was drunk! [text]: I know it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, but Merry Christmas. [text]: Just fought a 50 year old lady over a pair of gloves for my dad. He better be grateful, because she almost clawed my eyes out. [text]: If I see one more picture on Instagram of a snowman with Frozen lyrics underneath, I’m gonna explode up in this bitch.
ANGSTY FUCKIN' SENTENCE STARTERS
“I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but you’re just making this worse.” “I don’t think we have anything left to say to each other.” “Are you happy? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!” “This isn’t the end. Just the part where I say enough is enough.” “Stop. Just…stop.” “You have a lot of nerve saying ‘Hello’ like nothing happened.” “I’d say ‘give me one good reason to stay’ but I already know the reasons. I just have better reasons to go.” “I’m sorry…we didn’t make it in time. They’re gone.” “You said you’d always be there for me…so how did this happen? Why weren’t you there?” “There will never be anyone else like you…if I’m very lucky.” “What, you thought you deserved better than a voice message?” “What did you do?” “How much have you had?” “That isn’t water in that bottle, is it.” “I can’t stand watching you destroy yourself like this.” “Didn’t it occur to you that you’re hurting me, too?!” “This can’t keep happening.” “The only good part about being alone is that I don’t wake anyone up when I start screaming at night.” “Holy shit–did you do that?!” “How long have you been doing this to yourself?” “I don’t want help. I just want the pain to stop.” “I just can’t stand being alone anymore.” “Please, don’t tell anyone.” “I can’t stand to lose anything else.” “I’m hurting you too much…you should leave.” “Some things just aren’t worth fighting for.” “I don’t even know why you pretend to care anymore.”
after her mission… i couldn’t resist :3 we know that Sakura is a jonin, it means that she can go on A-rank or S-rank missions alone *eeeh the possibilities* so, this drawing is a scene happening after one of these missions —Sakura coming back covered by mud, sweat and blood… and Sasuke carefully taking care of her and removing slowly the dry blood from her hair… (the pose comes from a gif i saw once but i don’t have the link :/)
look if we rp, you are more than welcome to send me headcanons at ungodly hours, TALK IN ALL CAPS ABOUT OUR BABIES, and send me like ten memes a day. I honestly won’t be annoyed and I won’t mind. In fact, I want you to.