omniscient space babe

rot

[gayemo]

I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.

[coldwaterplz]

bye

[telltaletypist]

in america there is no word for train

[shepardlives]

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

[shepardlives]

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

[ii-zi]

yes

[joematar]

pairs well with this one

[lordgolden]

nothing worse in this world than having to look up the answer to a Zelda puzzle ✊😔

[jenlog]

if any minors are following me

always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year

[jenlog]

hey I'm seeing some concerned parents and teachers in the notes, and I just want to say:

lmaooooo

[emodennis]

[funnytwittertweets]

[red-mercer]

Will never get over the fact that the creator of Johnny Bravo is on the record as saying Johnny Bravo lays mad pipe but his successes aren't funny

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

My archeology class has really given me a renewed and visceral hatred of ancient aliens shitheads literally the laziest and most incurious and thoroughly racist pseudoscience in existence

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Archeologists: the sarcophagus lid of Pakal the Great depicts the moment of his transformation from a living lord to a sacred ancestor, literally poised between life and death along the axis of the World Tree as he descends into the underworld. It's a beautiful and stunning piece of art providing an unparalleled glimpse of Maya cosmology.

Literally the stupidest person alive: it spaceship

[harpyhormones]

My name is Grizzle Hardwire, cyber detective and/or spacer. I walk through the rain slicked streets of downtown Neo Hampshire, neon outlined holos of Pleasure Techs beckoning me into a hotel. Four of them are topless women, but ones a guy cuz like, its the future and theres gay guys probably. But just one cuz like, not too many. And not me, im the protagonist.

[gefdreamsofthesea]

I would like to aggressively throw money at this game.

Watch me fail to save a townie because I can't remember where they like to hang out and I only talked to them like once.

[sandmandaddy69]

[sooooootiiireddd]

I will not hide this

[ganondorf]

i'm like genuinely getting emotional over this what the fuck

[epilepticsaints]

[obscure-pokemon-facts]

#395. In Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen, Kanto Elite Four member Lorelie has a house on Four Island in the Sevii Islands.

Inside the house contains 6 Pokémon Dolls, but every time the Player defeats the Elite Four and enters the Hall of Fame 25 times, an extra Pokémon Doll will appear in the house. This continues until the Player has entered the Hall of Fame 200 times and a total of 14 Pokémon Dolls reside in Lorelie’s house. (X)

Lorelie’s house with all 14 Poké Dolls

[bunnyalope]

local woman buys plushies to cope with child beating her ass 200 times consecutively

[gate653-deactivated20250113]

I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

[kaoinim]