blame superbat

if tumblr deletes this one im gonna be very upset

[sillywillyco]

are you ready to get pregnant old man

[eleadore]

did you hear. the sun loves him

go see my son, the poster child for uncomplicated good

[moxiebustion]

"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.

[funnypages]

Superman says fuck ICE. Be like Superman

[blgblue]

[ankle-beez]

not to shit on zack snyder again but it's really funny that he tried to make a big, grand, complex moral quandary on where superman should stand when he saves people around the world and then james gunn is like "he wants to do it because he thinks it's the right thing to do". sometimes going simpler means you get to the crux of what the character is all about much more efficiently. like wow it's really that easy

[dilucs-kitty]

Batman: never gets old

[kalamariboy]

[babblingbookends]

Dick lays like a beautiful princess and Roy lays like a cartoon character who just had an anvil fall on him

[the-last-starlit-cat]

Pretty boy privileges

[glitter-stained]

Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop

[jasontoddspussy]

-dick grayson

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Clark sprawling over Bruce like a human weighted blanket, because at some point they realized that was the only thing that actually helped Bruce sleep through the night. It calms his nerves, slows his breathing, and keeps the nightmares at bay, but more than that, having the most powerful being right there, an unshakable barrier between his body and everything else, actually makes him feel safe.

[nitpickrider]

We could ask a lot of questions about how, consciously, Clark allows himself to fly or how he could go about rediscovering the ability after a bout of amnesia. Action Comics 671

[halque]

[heckyeahsuperman-blog]

[homokommari]

[bludmd23]

Superman tarot for assignment :3

[jxrixho]

nobody needs to ask superman how he knows batman because they’re superman and batman but every once in a while they see a nerdy reporter with bruce wayne and then they’re like “how do you know him???” and he’s like “we both liked the same girl once.” “so who won?” “i did!! she’s my wife, actually.”