crimes have been committed

they/them

[tomjonescumjar]

crimes WILL be committed… i am not lying to you. a minor crime, yes.. but a crime nonetheless. i will risk my graduation in the name of shitposting. for a nonexistent audience. i love vandalism.

i have already graduated and as of right now i am not vandalizing

CRIMES HAVE BEEN COMMITTED

im 18

I used to tickle my pickle to Angry Birds when I was about 13. I loved Angry Birds. I had every toy and every piece of merchandise that could get my grubby hands on, one day I was playing Angry Birds, and suddenly the big red bird came on the screen. All of a sudden, the red Bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it. I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big snake and start strangling it very hard. I have never felt so good in my life when I did it. I started doing it daily and never got bored of it. I NEVER got bored of it. I'm glad to admit I'm still doing this to this very day.

UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦

this is the account where im not normal

[tomjonescumjar]

googbye forver

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btw i didnt make most of these

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magic bom win

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ok now kiss

[tomjonescumjar]

is it his or is he in it

hes in it

[medicthecooldoctor]

we’re getting freaky with this one 🗣️🔥

[tomjonescumjar]

im not even as obsessed with scout anymoreeeeeeeeee im BORING now. like i used to write poetry about him and cry myself to sleep about how he isnt real but now im NORMAL.

[tomjonescumjar]

im not insane anymore im too normal now

[iloketf2]

All my social media names are so weird.

The name I use on here is a simple spelling mistake. My reddit name is a generated one, and I love it. And my YouTube name is really stupid and random. I've only changed it 3 times, to a stupid name that I won't say, octo with an octoling pfp, and then I changed it back to what it was before.

I've seen worse, though! One of my follower's names is @tomjonescumjar! For fuck's sake!!!! I probably have worse in there!!

Edit: I forgot I had a follower named *sigh* @cactus-with-boobs and one sec- @ilovegayvampires

[tomjonescumjar]

i have been summoned

[bobhellscape]

I saw this gif on discord and added half-life sfx to it

[basement-bird-deactivated202511]

//since Scout is so radioactive from the Bonk he drinks, one time Sniper gets curious and wants to throw it at an enemy. Scout pees into a jar to collect it and

//The jar melts (fun fact intense radiation can melt glass)

//Sniper is horrified.

[tomjonescumjar]

i am now unable to smoke weed

[tomjonescumjar]

what if instead of the election it was called the 𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 and instead of the president it was the presi𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴 and you had to vote based off of who was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓻

[tomjonescumjar]

weed

[jaykay-xp]

🎶Sniper and the red scouts🎶