in these trenches

we don't have to talk about it mer, 26, they/he/she || likes and follows from @magdaclaire

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

greetings! welcome to my pinned post. my name is mer, i'm 26, i use they/he/she pronouns, and you can find my pronouns page here. i'll be updating this pinned post every once in a while with my smosh fics. i like and follow from @magdaclaire

spommy

trust fall || tumblr post || 8.2k, rated E

you were put on this earth (for me to love) || tumblr post || 5.6k, rated T

get me out of my mind || tumblr post || 9.6k, rated T

flowers slipping from your hands || tumblr post || 4.4k, rated T

shaymien

dog tired in puppy love || tumblr post || 4k, rated M

the only thing i need to do (is look after you) || tumblr post || 6.3k, rated E

do not open before christmas || tumblr post || 6.3k, rated E

beyond all control || tumblr post || 5.4k, rated T

nintendogs (chosen/augustus)

pleasure is a hummingbird || tumblr post || 3.3k, rated G

can't you see that i am not afraid? || tumblr post || 12.3k, rated E

doing something like this right on the first try || tumblr post || 28k, rated T

shayncer

forgive my lying eyes || tumblr post || 10.6k, rated E

just dive right in (third time's a charm) || tumblr post || 7.2k, rated E

tommien

give me nothing || tumblr post || 3.6k, rated T

the other way around || tumblr post || 3.1k, rated G

didn't even come close || tumblr post || 2.7k, rated T

sneak me a wristband || tumblr post || 8.5k, rated E

jackmien

red carpet high || tumblr post || 1.8k, rated G

shommy / bopp

with open reaching arms || tumblr post || 4.4k, rated T

if you'd like to send me a ship and a number, i'll write a fic of that ship with a numbered mystery prompt! the details of that are here, but if you don't really mind much for details, just send me a ship and a number between 1 and 1405.

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

i just need you to know that gay smosh fics with fall out boy songs as titles are exactly my niche thank you so much

hand in fall out boy hand

[sssmoshhh]

Tommy’s delayed shut up really got me

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[lizardsmp3]

guys am i dreaming like am i unconscious am i asleep right now or did phil out loud just say the pinof one bloopers featured them kissing. i misheard that right. i misheard that right.

[anticurses]

what makes rpf so pervasive is that love is everywhere and horniness is forever

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

Just so u know ‘trust fall’ is one of the best fics I’ve ever read. I’ve come back to it to read again like five times

igjorgjrgo honestly thank you, it was written in ten days in a near fugue state but it holds a lot of fond memories for me still :)

[bowesessed]

[dicklessthewonderclown]

what’s a little bouncing on it between buddies?

[dicklessthewonderclown]

what’s a little trip to pound town between pals?

[dicklessthewonderclown]

what’s a little coitus between comrades?

[dicklessthewonderclown]

what’s a little humping between homies?

[robertfagden]

real person facts with evidence

[robertfagden]

real person reasonable assumptions

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think a lot of writers might benefit from giving themselves permission to get weird with format.

Use second person, drop classic rising action and climax format, write backwards, just sit in a moment, tell all you want and refuse to show, make an entire book that’s just one run on sentence, reject tropes, use all tropes, cliche yourself to death, produce something that’s completely gibberish. Break all the rules of marketability. Become ungovernable.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Write a story that just takes place inside one pathetic little person’s head. Do it. It’s enrichment in your enclosure.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Do the writer’s equivalent of playing with finger paints. Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s the middle of the night and I should be sleeping but listen. Listen. Just get weird with it. Open your soul up a little bit. Like actually don’t worry about it being palatable. I’m serious. Get weirder. Get weirder right now. I’m demanding that you get weirder right now. It’s not your responsibility to make your reader feel good. It’s your job to make art, goddamnit. Make art. Make weird art. Open up your third eye and eat an entire cheesecake.

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

For the trademark (tm) ask, I'd probably say post about the writing trenches (😨😰😱) followed by cute reblogs of your favs (smosh) being happy (💖💗🥰💞)

thank you thank you my friend

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

Your comments mean something even when the author never replies.

Sometimes your comments mean something especially when the author never replies.

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

exactly this

[bowesessed]

[mjfass]

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

i miss jackie :(