Uh Hey Im Sav?

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[90s90s90s]

[relive-the-90s]

Fiona Apple, 1997 MTV VMAs [X]

[wordsbyt]

Don’t judge things by what they were. The devil was an angel and saints were sinners. The meanest dog was a puppy once, and we all know how the ugly ducking turned out. Everything changes……

[autumntides]

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

[godsbaby]

That’s it

[royalgoons-deactivated20220109]

that’s it, man.

[mossadspydolphin]

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

[somethingwendythiswaycomes]

And maybe go some places

[amargedom]

“Don’t allow the fear to overpower you, allow love to overpower you. Love comes from the center, fear always comes from the periphery; don’t allow this periphery to be dominant.”

— Osho (via amargedom)

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

[sprimpfriedrice]

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

[lil-lit-bit]

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

[ike-loves-men]

Hera smiting you as soon as you appear there:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, walking right back into Olympus after I convince Zeus to give me some thotty job like cup bearer or whatever so Hera can’t touch me:

[me93]

this post makes me thankful that the world didn’t end

[altcomics]

Gina Wynbrandt

[gluten-free-pussy]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[zio-masada-deactivated20190511]

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

[bwarch-deactivated20181211]

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

[6-anung-un-rama-6]

The look in his eyes is majestic.

[unbitrium]

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

he got banned for this too.

he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!

[sloth-king-deactivated20190616]

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

Our hero returns.

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[cwote]

for whatever your orientation is 😌 

[starsmattersinpoetry]

I sob in my car in the church parking lot they once said “loving you would come more easy if you didnt insist on breaking your knuckles just to have something to call home". the wind never forgave me so I keep my window rolled up, but I can still feel a chill keeping my eyes wide.

-if my life was a movie it would win an oscar

[amargedom]

“I want to write, but more than that, I want to bring out all kinds of things that lie buried deep in my heart.”

— Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl (via goodreadss)

[themorningrarchive-deactivated2]

[tullipsink]

A.M// aching pt4

[movie-gifs]

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[gratefulfrog]

[amargedom]

““Happy are those who take life day by day, complain very little, and are thankful for the little things in life.””

— Unknown Author (via naturaekos)