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Calls for underrated videogames to get their rise. Gamers rejoice! Your favourite hidden gem may yet gets its day in the sun!

#weather?#text post #forecast #video games #but do you only like them because they're hidden gems? will you get off the bandwagon when they become mainstream?#I dunno what I'm asking #but here we are.

Suggests you find a full set of plate mail and wear it. Not because of the weather or anything. Plate mail is just neat.

#weather?#text post #forecast #platemail #preferably full plate #also it may rain spears but that's unrelated and armor probably wouldn't help you there

Is sponsored by Geese. They won't bite...

#weather?#text post #forecast #geese #we promise the nickname cobra chicken is entirely unfounded

Brings us southward-facing whales moving north. This is not a time anomaly. This time.

#weather?#text post #forecast #whales be moving in weird directions #we promise it's not a time anomaly please don't report us to the relevant authorities

Suggests another call for monotony. And bratwurst. Monotonous bratwurst. I think I just found my new band name.

#weather?#text post #forecast #bratwurst #what would you call boring bratwurst? bratworst? borewurst?#someone get back to me on that one

SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKIN' A BA- oh, ahem! Yes... Tomorrow's cryptic forecast calls for... the release of rubber animals outside of the norm! Enjoy your fresh new bathtime essentials.

#weather?#text post #forecast #rubber duck #except rubber okapi #it's gonna make for interesting soaks #but relaxing and enjoyable right? right?

Highly recommends staying inside, as it will be raining animals not native to your local habitat. They won't be staying around, from our readings, but it will make for a highly unusual day.

#weather?#text post #forecast #where did they come from #where do they go #where did they come from cottonmouth joe?

Has predicted one of the worst books you've ever read appearing back in your life. If you haven't read a book, don't start now.

#weather?#text post #forecast #reading #like I mean REALLY bad books #i'm sorry.

Calls for cattle on the moon and some in your drinking water. What's good for the goose is good for the half-ton ungulate, am I right?

#weather?#text post #forecast #moon #cows #moon cows #I know a half a ton is a little on the light side for cattle but it rolls off the tongue better okay?

Apologizes for recent delays in your forecast, the studio has undergone some.... unforeseen renovations. Partially due to the zebras currently inhabiting the third floor.

#weather?#text post #forecast #sorry for the delay #zebras are surprisingly odorous #also I think some of them are learning tap dancing?#Jerry says they're getting quite good at it

Is sorry to say we will be taking a one-day hiatus due to an extreme number of seafaring mammals in the station. Please hold on and check back tomorrow for more forecasts.

#weather?#text post #forecast #but actually how did they get here #there's no water it can't be good for them #but we're not even sure how half of them fit through the doors so there's that as well #see you tomorrow

Requests that the fifty-seven otters in the room please reveal themselves. And the platypus in the corner. We know you're there.

#weather?#text post #forecast #otters #seriously I don't know why there are so many #but they're certainly hiding #or trying to #pretty good at it if you ask me

Suggests a new species of creature will appear. I hope they don't crack into the Unopened Caves™.

#weather?#text post #forecast #seriously #there are things down there not meant for the eyes of man #or any other person #or living creature for that matter

Brings you a return to normalcy. Completely normal forecast. Sports at 10.

#weather?#text post #forecast #good vibes #everything is normal

JOYOUS DAY! I HAVE BEEN FREED FROM THE SHACKLES OF A CURSE ENFORCED!!

#run while you can #it draws me close again

Brings a return to normalcy for those of us experiencing glitches in reality. Prepare to be reintroduced into the fold.

#weather?#text post #forecast #we don't live in a simulation what do you meeeaaannnnn?

Brings rain, possibly carrying frogs with it. Watch for high winds and higher amphibians.

#weather?#text post #forecast #frogs #oh wow this is almost a regular forecast if not for the frogs #it's always the frogs

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