Commissioner of Life

[tongue-and-chic]

Or maybe I'm just embellishing

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

why did “people deserve to live” become a controversial thought?

[tongue-and-chic]

You always made me feel good, cared for, and laugh with one facial expression. And I didn’t love you enough for it.

[middle-aged-women-worship]

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[barelyfittingin]

Son me!!!

[trappeds0ull-deactivated2020072]

My life

[prisonlena]

sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who doesn’t think your jokes are funny

[pinehasnoplaceonthisblog]

[weloveshortvideos]

This is my new fav wisdom teeth video 

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[badgerpunk]

@thecringebin

[thecringebin]

Thanks for this @float-goat

[dreaming-for-meaning]

@constellation-savvy

[tongue-and-chic]

What kind of person can seriously sext?? A psycho, that's who

[thementaliz-blog]

Liz: Look, Jack, I don’t have a lot of personal life experience, but if I have learned anything from my Sims family… when a child doesn’t see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

Jack: Why don’t I have any other friends?

[tongue-and-chic]

oh i remember why i stopped seeing this girl, she seriously bums me out. She’s so earnest yet passive aggressive that it makes me uncomfortable.

[theinturnetexplorer]

[angelicguy]

tag ya damn self

[tongue-and-chic]

I was so fucking weird?????

[mapsontheweb]

Where the cranes are in the US.

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[ifunnny]