Jul 21
his fashion wears gold and purple because gold is expensive and because so is purple
purple was expensive because it made with snails but we learned how to not make it out of snails so that’s why u can wears purple now
but my sweet preminger didn’t have new purple, so he had a million snaols died to make his coat the beautiful purple its today and their deaths. we’re. worth. it.
he used to wear brown because he was poor and possessed no snails but now he has killed so many snails it he now hot and i feel funny in a nice way
he strut the million dead snail coat so good. i would kill to be the dead snail because it means i be pressed up against that body forever. oh by just thinking about it make me tyrian up haha