Even Dead I’m The Hero

whaddup I’m gracie I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to obsess over things in a healthy way | lots of ironstrange but I dabble in other shit

[tonys-stank]

whaddup I’ve been mia for a bit but that’s what happens you get a job and a dog at the same time. I’m gonna start using the queue more and all that so I can go back to posting consistently sorry for the disappearance I love you or whatever <3

[tonys-stank]

listen I’m a full time mom now so blame the lack on content on this little bitch

but I’m gonna tell her you called her a bitch

[tonys-stank]

update: she tried to chew up an iron man plush my friend gave me for Christmas so I am now selling one (1) puppy. barely house broken. needs constant attention. still teething. will chew your arm. will destroy everything you love. starting price $3

[tonys-stank]

an easy way to get the hands right for a doctor strange fit/cosplay/whatever without having to attempt all the makeup: just have your dog scratch the absolute shit out of your hand :)

[tonys-stank]

Stephen: I can’t wait until-

Tony: I can’t wait either. like in general. I’m really bad at it

[elisaphoenix13]

Tony: Aww...babe. Look at you getting all romantic with these candles.

Stephen: First of all, I'm going to sacrifice you.

[strangemischief]

Tony, to Stephen: The only reason I waited so long to apologize is because I hoped you'd forget why I owed you an apology.

[tonys-stank]

Stephen: I didn’t care about anyone in the avengers before and I don’t care about any of them now

Tony: I cared about a lot of them

Stephen: yeah I don’t know why you did that

[tonys-stank]

Tony: sometimes I’m just too stupid to do anything right

Stephen: oh honey that’s not true

Tony: thank-

Stephen: you’re always too stupid

[tonys-stank]

Tony: I love you bitch

Stephen: I love you too hoe

Tony: I’m not a hoe

Stephen: yes you are

[tonys-stank]

yes I’m going to spend the next 2+ years exclusively talking about Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness mind your business

[tonys-stank]

listen I’m a full time mom now so blame the lack on content on this little bitch

but I’m gonna tell her you called her a bitch

[tonys-stank]

no offense but mysterio’s whole character and motivation and plan highkey reminded me of syndrone from the Incredibles

[tonys-stank]

no one asked but I’m going to make a PowerPoint detailing how they are in fact: the same character

[tonys-stank]

no offense but mysterio’s whole character and motivation and plan highkey reminded me of syndrone from the Incredibles

[rodrickheffeley]

Hot take™️

[earth-best-defender]

interesting of you to assume that Rhodey, Tony's certefied best friend and professional nerd wouldn't raid area 51... He'd probably be more subtle but you know he would

[tonys-stank]

rhodey doesn’t need to raid Area 51 he has complete open access to it

[tonys-stank]

Tony: the way I saw it I had two options. I could either go to therapy, get professional help, and work on bettering my life or I could get bangs

Stephen: so you chose bangs...

Tony: Peter said he liked them

Stephen: Peter’s a liar

[tonys-stank]

Peter: can I borrow 14 million dollars

Tony: for what

Peter: something stupid

Tony:

Tony: yeah okay

[hylengart]

We are finally allowed to post our full piece for @into-the-spiderzine !

I had fun doing this and everyone’s pieces are pretty amazing!